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ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES  'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way.  One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life  My friends were all pretty surportive 
Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car  Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police 
And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Monday, March 31
Mighty Vs Bonza Lol, I am going to have to charge Michael with Extreme Usage Of The Term Mighty today. It's getting as ridiculous as our fixation with the word Bonza. Though both terms are both Mighty and Bonza. I also inexplicably used the term Cowabunga in a post below. I am at the moment quite fixated with the word Legendary. As in "The legendary Kelly Osbourne.", as Kelly Osbourne Appreciation Mania continues... Today is also officially The Most Posting Day in history. "Especially For You"  Seeing as The Mighty And Bonza Michael is suffering at school whilst both sick, and more frighteningly, cafine deprived, here is a special Kelly Osbourne picture, and Scott's personal and highly valid opinion of her: "the ruliest ruler that ever ruled." How very true.
(btw, please scroll down to read my earlier post to you Michael) Crystal's 10 Best Kylie Songs In The World (To Never Be Changed)  1. Can't Get You Out Of My Head
2. Your Disco Needs You 3. Better The Devil You Know 4. Finer Feelings 5. Confide In Me 6. I Should Be So Lucky 7. Hand On Your Heart 8. What Do I Have To Do 9. One Boy Girl 10. Shocked Very Close Spinning Around, Love At First Sight, Loveboat, All I Wanna Do, Put Yourself In My Place, Drunk, Where The Wild Roses Grow, Fever, Locomotion, This Girl I'm Still Bored 10 Best Kylie Songs In The World (Until I Change My Mind): 1. Dreams 2. Bittersweet Goodbye 3. German Bold Italic 4. Breathe 5. Butterfly 6. Your Disco Needs You 7. Confide In Me (Stick, or twist/The choice is yours) 8. Fever 9. Disco Down 10. I'm So High Kylie Songs That Are Also Quite Good: Where The Wild Roses Grow; In Your Eyes; Can't Get You Out Of My Head; Finer Feelings; Did It Again; Spinning Around; Come Into My World; Lucky. Good, good taste you have there. I'm So High is often overlooked. Drunk is a fine choice for number one as well. - Crystal In Personal News I'm bored. The coffee machine isn't working and I'm suffering dreadful withdrawal symptoms. I have a French lesson in about ten minutes and really don't want to go. Today I have used the word 'tis approxiamately one million times. Also, do not worry, for I am not so deluded as to believe I have fans, as was mentioned in a previous blog. How Early Are You On Michael?  When you return your Tatu-lovin' self to the log, can you please leave a post explaining what a Malchik Gay is? I have been listening to 200 Kms... What an hysterical song. When I listen to it I feel compelled to clap my hands and hop. And aren't they giving the game away by singing a song about a quote 'boyfriend.' Hmmm...meanings please.
You must have spagettii for brains if you think Rhythm Of Love is Kylie's worst album dude! And your reasons for loving Kelly are allmost identical to mine. Did you bother reading my post first? Cowabunga!! It's All Over (Don't worry, Loyal Michael Fans, for 'tis the title of a song) Once upon a time I was sent a copy of a truly inspired song titled It's All Over. The song was produced by Mad Dogg, who is a Manc producer I had never before heard of. However, the song was written by and features the vocal talents of The Mighty Cleo Higgins, The Cute One With The Pigtails and one third of The Mighty Cleopatra (they were comin' atcha back in 1998, remember?). You will all be very excited to hear that The Mighty Cleo Higgins has been working on her album - possibly titled Introducing (surely after two albums she has already been introduced?) - and it will be out later this year. This is bonza, bonza news. The Kumars At Number 42 in "Actually quite good episode" Shocker 'Tis true. One episode from the current series - which is, according to The Mighty Crystal, currently airing in Oz on ABC - features the mightiest guests ever: Sir Pete Waterman (he should be a "Sir") and our own Gareth Gates. It also features Samantha Mumba, whose rubbishness would usually cancel out at least three decent guests. However, Sir Pete is at his mightiest on this episode, and mentions Dead Or Alive at least seventy times. I love him. This Means War I'm very worried about The Mighty Crystal. The Mighty Crystal usually has excellent taste. However, scrolling down a fair bit you will find The Mighty Crystal's "official" list of Kylie albums in descending order of aceness you will see that she has quite obviously gotten them muddled up. Here is the revised edition. 1. Impossible Princess. 2. Light Years. 3. Kylie Minogue '94. 4. Fever. 5. Let's Get To It. 6. Kylie '88. 7. Enjoy Yersel. 8. Rhythm Of Love (which comes last only because I am a fickle poof and think it has a crap name). Gareth’s Love Pavilion Kelly Osbourne Appreciation Mania - Belated Entry Can't quite believe I missed this one. The Truly Mighty Kelly Osbourne is my idol, higher up on my Mighty List Of Mighty Things (it exsists) than even The Mighty Pete Burns. Reasons Why Kelly Osbourne Is Ace: 1. Her album, Shut Up!, is truly the greatest album to come out of a reality TV show. 2. In the dressing room scenes of the Papa Don't Preach video there is an Italian Girls Do It Better tee-shirt. How bonza. 3. She lists The Mighty Debbie Harry, Our Glorius Leader Madonna and The Really Quite Excellent Cyndi Lauper as her idols. 4. Her "people" are really nice, and send her fans free Osbournes DVD's (her fans, being from Britain - where American DVD's don't work - can't actually play them. But it's the thought that counts. Her fans realise this, and they are very greatful). 5. She has ace hair and clothes. 6. When someone gives her a nasty review, her Mum The Mighty Sharon sends them scathing letters. (see: reason 7) 7. She doesn't like The So-Unmighty-It-Hurts Louie Walsh (whose name I cannot spell). 8. She doesn't like Xtina, who is a slag, and can't spell. 9. She is beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring her down. 10. She knows she's only famous because of The Osbournes. She doesn't really care. All hail the The Mighty Princess Of Darkness! Gareth No Longer Number 1?  If I could be fucked to find and check the UK charts I would know for sure, but apparently he isn't. Oh well Gaz, 3(?) weeks at number one is still pretty tops.
Q. What is worse than The Kumars and Gareth? A. The Kumars and Westlife. The Kumars At 42 makes it's 'much anticipated' return this week on the ABC. The first guests for the series are Westlife which will be awful and hilarious. In Much Better News: The second series of The Office starts on Tuesday. 'Let's Get To It' Depreciation Day  Further down Micheal mentioned that he thought Let's Get To It was Kylie's best PWL album. Claire FB has also recently expressed her love for this album. They are wrong wrong worng wrong. Not only is it her worst PWL album, it is her worst album ever.
In Official Order: 1. Light Years 2. Kylie 88 3. Rythym Of Love 4. Fever 5. Impossible Princess 6. Enjoy Yourself 7. Kylie Minogue 94 8. LET'S GET TO IT Apart from the excellent Finer Feelings, Let's Get To It Is an awful album and I can not understand anyone liking it. Bizzare phone noises, tuneless R&B songs, painful dance tracks, Kylie really lost the plot with this one. That said, dressing up as a hooker for the Word Is Out video WAS inspired. And If You Were With Me Now is quite good in a crap way. Ok, So I Just Checked The Charts... Delta IS Number One. The Aria Charts only go to 50, and Mel C is nowhere to be seen. As I like to say, How Bonza. Aria Charts Are In This Morning Hopefully the best album ever (Delta’s) will be number one. Much hilarity also to see where Mel C will debut. (I think 26) I forgot to take my Delta album with me yesterday and suffered Delta withdrawal. I was subjected to Good Charlotte all day instead. Gareth’s Love Pavilion Kelly Osbourne Appreciation Mania (Cos No-one Else Does)  Ten Reasons Kelly O Rocks:
1. She does an uncanny impression of Christina Aguilera singing Silent Night. 2. “My vagina, my business” 3. She threw bread rolls at Richard Wilkin’s head. (Richard Wilkins is a tosser) 4. She likes pink things. 5. And Blondie 6. And Kylie 7. She called Natalie Imbruglia a c*nt on her Australian visit last year (She is) 8. She warbles her way through her album and still makes it sound alright. 9. The Madonna references in the Papa Don’t Preach video. 10. The poor girl’s mother asked Justin T to marry her daughter on national TV. Justin looked horrified. Don’t worry Kel, we still love ya.  <-Ah, legend that she is.
The Best Sunday In Australian TV History. - Miss USA was on - The Sunday Footy Show was back - Critical Mass reviewed Sex & The City - In Entertainment was anything but, yet still amusing - The movie Heavy Weights was on! Fat Camp madness aplenty! Tv Week Is Crucial Reading This Week They slag off Mel C’s album and there’s a Darryl Summers profile. Sunday, March 30
Argh! Best News Ever! As most regular readers will be well aware, I am rather fond of The Mighty Dead Or Alive. I'm also rather fond of The Mighty Dannii. I've been waiting for the Kiss FM mash-up of I Begin To Wonder set to the You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) instrumental since the begining of time itself. And now it's happened! The Mighty Pete Burns and co. have given Dannii permission to release her version, and they've even commisioned their own! The Dead Or Alive version of I Begin To Spin Around will feature Pete's vocals set to Dannii's backing track. Pete had this to say on the matter: "I do like her song, and think that the idea of the mix her people have done is good, but have hopes that our I Begin To Spin Around mix will be much better." According to The Right Stuff, Dead Or Alive are also approving two more remixes of You Spin Me Round to suit DJs and clubs with different musical tastes. How bonza. Argh! Worst News Ever! The Mighty Dead Or Alive have announced that You Spin Me Round 2003 has been put back again. You Spin Me Round 2003 is now expected to drop on May 5th, with the greatest hits album, Evolution expected two weeks later. How unbonza. lowculture lowculture is one of the world's acest blogs. They've fucked off this weekend, so they're pointing readers our way, which can only be a good thing. lowculture, we salute you. The Week Of Dannii It has come to my attention that Dannii's acest single ever - I Begin To Wonder - is only being released in her native Oz this week. This is a crime against pop. To combat this dreadful injustice, I urge all Ozzies to wander to the shops and buy at least three copies, giving Dannii her first ever number one. I Begin To Wonder is taken from Neon Nights, Dannii's acest album ever, which doesn't feature the Dead Or Alive bootleg, I Begin To Spin Around, but really should. Remembering 1992, Albeit Belated: 1992 rocked my socks. Things about 1992 that were ace: TLC: Pre-Waterfalls, they decorated their extremely baggy pants with brightly coloured condoms and baby bottles and wore silly hats. Also released Ooooooohhh...On The TLC Tip, one of the finest albums ever released. (I can't believe you think that too! Oooooooohhh...On The TLC Tip is absolutely one of the greatest albums ever - Crystal) Kylie started going mad: Mad Kylie is my favourite Kylie. She didn't fully jump ship until 1994, but in 1992 she'd just released Let's Get To It, by far her greatest SAW-era album, and dressed like a slapper in the Word Is Out video. Mentalist. Rap: In the early-nineties, the rap world was a truly hilarious place. Like a bad soap opera, this post is To Be Continued... Referencing Previous Hits Appreciation Day! It had to be, really, didn't it? Best Overall Referencing goes to Ms. Minogue with the wonderful Spinning Around. Also features the lyric "Threw away my old clothes/Got myself a better wardrobe", which is one of the finest moments in pop. Best Boyband Referencing goes to NSync. In Girlfriend they manage to reference two previous hits. "So tell your man bye, bye/Tell 'im you're long gone". Bonza.(That is so, so true - Crystal) Best Debut Hit Referencing goes to Ms. Spears, re-hashing Baby One More Time in Stronger. "My loneliness ain't killing me no more". Ace! Pointless? I was bored. (Just for the record, my favourite is David Bowie referencing Space Oddity in Ashes To Ashes. Go Major Tom! - Crystal) Saturday, March 29
"I Guess I Never Knew My Calculus" I have been listening to 2gether's The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up and can't stop singing "Where's my hat, I can't find my cat." The best bit of the song is when they reference their previous song u+me=us in the slammin' rap bit. Things I Appreciate From 1992: Prince - Cream (It was 92 wasn't it?) Hazard - Richard Marx 90210 was really good. Roxette weren't shit yet. It was cool to read Babysitters Club. Girlfriend ruled and used the phrase "Girl Power" and sang Wannabe '92, but called it "Girl's Life" The 2003 AFL Season Is Off To A Ripper! Not only did Collingwood smash Richmond last night, I personally have gotten off to the seasn 1-0 in the tipping! Excellent News The Sunday Footy Show returns tomorrow. Thanks to Jenni For her VERY thorough report on what the Gaz Man has been up to this week. Tops one mate. Remembering Gareth... 
Well, I've finally joined the blog! And as Crystal mentioned earlier, I'll actually be posting about Gareth! Its actually fitting that I start this week cos' its been a super-bonza week for Gaz...(Nice use of the word bonza - Crystal) He's On The Way! It looks like Gareth will be heading our way after all! This week in Gareth's official fanclub diary... "I love traveling around, and there are still so many places that I want to visit, i really want to go to Australia!" Although Gaz won't be over here in the near future cos' he's busy conquering Europe at the moment (see below) This week's official Chart Stats - No.1 in the U.K. with "Spirit In The Sky" for the 2nd consecutive week - No.1 in Holland and No.3 in Germany with "Anyone Of Us" Yet Again... Blazin' Squad release "Love On The Line" as their Australian debut single on Monday, becoming the 4th post-Gareth pop group/artist to release here before Gareth Gareth gets his wish... Gareth and Rachel Stevens are together. But Rachel's boyfriend needn't get his knickers in a twist cos Rachel and Gaz are only an on-screen couple in 'Seeing Double', the new S Club movie out in April (UK). Quote of the week: "I would love to have been in Elvis's shoes for a day just to see what it is like to be the king and be surrounded by all that hysteria!" - Gareth Surrounded by hysteria... Cos I guess Gaz wouldn't know about that huh?... And I must add this unbelievable quote from "dakshita" from the www.ggates.co.uk message boards... "hey i heard Suspicios Minds is a cover. it was sung by ELVIS PRESLEY!!!" ...duh, u think? This one also deserves an honourable mention... "If Gareth's happy then I'm happy cos all I want is Gareth to be happy" - 'Sophie' Something not Gareth-related: Due to several people telling me I'm obsessed with Gareth (which of course I'm not, can't you tell?...), I feel that I should post at least one fact that has nothing to do with Gareth, to prove that he's not all I think about: I was appalled to find out that the mutants who are my fellow uni students, have not heard of Justin Timberlake. What is the world coming to? ( He's Scott Keenan's imaginary best friend, so that's not surprising really - Crystal) Scott Keenan Despite not being a lover of all things Pete (give me time, I'll turn you), you are ace. I have looked at your blog, and you have great taste. Stupidest Show Ever: 
Burgo's Catch Phrase is the stupidest show in the history of television, and Comedy Inc paradies of it are the best thing my eyes have ever seen. "Theres A Shovel On Your Chin"..."That's not a common saying."..."Um, yes it is...used all the time in Ten Pin Bowling." So, so true. Friday, March 28
How Unbonza This week has been The Mighty Mel and Sue from RI:SE's eighties week. Yesterday, when I was ill and off school, they interviewed the lady from T'Pau, The Mighty Claire Grogan from Altered Images and - strangely, considering she wasn't around in the eighties - Gina G. On this mornings show, they interviewed Pete Waterman. Pete Waterman is God. And I missed it. According to The Mighty lowculture, Pete rather stupidly declared he would never have signed The Mighty Tatu, but wishes he'd signed The Cheeky Girls. And here I was thinking he was the greatest man alive. Ah, well, at least we still have the One True Voice album to look forward to, which, according to Pete, features Rick Astley. Bonza! Boy George In "I have a career" Shocker! (Note, this following post does not count - Crystal) Boy George does still have a career. Not only does he turn up on This Morning at least once a month, but he's written a musical called Taboo about the androgynous popstars of the eighties (ie. George and Marilyn. Not Pete. Pete doesn't like George. He thinks George is shite) which is on its way to broadway. According to heat magazine, The Truly Mighty Kelly Osbourne is lined up to play Steve Strange. Which is a bit odd, because Steve Strange is a man. "Ziggy Played Guitar..." 
And was 20 billion times better than Pete Burns and Boy George put together and multiplied by 20 billion. Case closed. Shut up. (Because, really, I was only arguing the point for the sake of it.) (PS. Pete Burns is better.) Try Proving Your Own Point Next Time 
The point is, if George was re-releasing Do You Really Want To Hurt Me 2003, no-one would go near it. You Spin Me Round Is going to fly off the shelves, literaly. War War Is Stupid  I'm gonna step in between a potentially giant Boy George Vs Pete Burns war here.
The Facts: - Of bloody course Pete Burns is better than Boy George - Pete Burns wore rubber gloves as a fashion statement first. - If you can't name more than on DOA song you don't know anything about pop music. - The War Song is CC's best song, which is saying something. - Boy George is still super cool. - But nowhere nears Burns-esque status No more stupidity please. Gary Barlow Is A Genius 
All the songs he wrote for Delta are amazingly superb. He should of kept them for himself and had a comeback! Haha. <- Genius. Pepsi Blue Bizarrely enough, there is a weblog/fanclub for Pepsi Blue, the most disgusting beverage of all time. You can join the fanclub, look at posters advertising Pepsi Blue and take a poll "What do you think of the new Pepsi Blue?" a.I love it! b.It's okay c.I don't care d.I hate it (Obviously d.) It's all here You can see Scott asking me to send him a bucket of spew and inexplicably refer to me as "that crazy Gareth Gates-obsessed party gal Crystal" here I can't begin to tell you how many things are wrong with that sentance. Rove Appreciation Second  I love Rove slagging as much as the next person, but only if it is justified. The show is allways pretty ordinary, and Rove is not funny, but it has some redeming features. Rove DOES have a good interviewing style. His complete lack of research is what makes it good. When he knows absolutely nothing about the person or the product they're promoting he gets them to talk about completely irrelevant stuff, which is tops. He also doesn't suck up to people, he is the anti-Angela Bishop, which makes him the greatest interviewer ever. SOME of the segments on the show are good as well. Basically the ones that aren't Tell Us Where To Go.
This Show Is Shit: 
Truly. Once Again, I must reiterate that this ->  is the best album ever. I have had it on NON-STOP since I got it. The only other people that have gotten a look in in the last 3 days are Dr Karl, Madonna and MC Hammer. It's a bit inexplicable as to why I love it so much. She is ticking none of the basic boxes of requirements for me to be a fan of someone. She sings ballads, she CAN sing, she writes and produces her own stuff, and she is actually talented. Hmmm.
Gareth: Remember Him? My Gareth lovin' bud Jenni Lowe has finally joined and will actually be posting about Gareth very soon! Tops. Jealousy! Crystal has Girl Thing's album, which to my knowledge was never released in the UK. How jealous am I? (For the record: Very) Girl Thing Appreciation Day  I loved Girl Thing, I bought the album and single and thought they were gonna be hugely tops. They weren't though.
Top 5 Girl Thing Songs: 1. Last One Standing - Genre defining bumblegum rap song. "Like a team, we're gonna take it to the extreme!" 2. Girls On Top - Cos it's disco 3. Sometimes You Hit, Sometimes You Miss - Ripped-off and watered down version of Oops I Did It Again. So, good. 4. Don't Look Down - More rappin', this time about When Harry Met Sally. 5. We've Come To Mambo - You better believe it. Best "Last In Series" Ever! 20 Things To Do Before You're 30 is officially the mightiest programme ever. On tonight's last in series, Conrad (The Puff) and Shona (His Hag) made up again. Bonza! Dominic (The Lad) proposed to Katie (His Girlfriend Who You Never See). Not so bonza! Then! Then! Then! Zoe (The Spinster) and Dominic (The Lad) shagged. Best thing on telly, ever! Am excited for a second series, should there ever be one. Roll on the DVD... Not To Miss Out  Claire decided last night that it was Kylie appreciation day. Obviously I missed the boat, and there is so much to appreciate about Kylie I wouldn't know where to begin. Anyway, I'm going to do,
Top 10 Kylie Songs I Like That Everyone Else Hates: 1. One Boy Girl - This song is so fun and brilliant. And the rap isn't even so bad it's good, it's just plain good. "Hey yo Kylie!" Does not get any better. 1990 epitimised. 2. All I Wanna Do - The Kylie/Jason duet that was the b-side to Especially For You. WAY better than that song too in my opinion. 3. Made In Heaven - The b-side to Turn It Into Love...as far as I recall. Anyway, had a video which is brilliant, not shit like some people would say. Great song too. (Could have been a double a-side actually, not entirely sure) 4. Loveboat - How people could not love Loveboat I have no idea. It is fairly identical to Wham's Club Tropicana, which would be why it's ace. 5. Drunk - The best song off Impossible Princess, though no-one else thinks so. 6. Your Love - Vey underated song at the end of Fever, which is not really a Kylie kinda song, but bonza nontheless. 7. Finer Feelings - Why does everyone forget this ever existed?? It is one of Kylies best ever songs, and all the mixes are brilliant too. 8. Locomotion - Not awful, good. 9. G.B.I - "You will like my sense of style" Yes, I will. 10. Love At First Sight Ruff And Jam Mix - Not as good as the original, but still tops, and not a totally stupid choice to release in the U.S. Happy Girl Thing Appreciation Day! Girl Thing were a Spice Girl tribute band who released an extremely ace single, "Last One Standing", before apparently falling off the edge of planet pop. Jodi now "acts" in Hollyoaks, and The Pink Haired One presents childrens television, so I'm told. Today is their day! Possibly the best sample ever: "Cyndi was right, girls just wanna have fun!" Sympathy For The Little Devil I'm ill. I have a snotty, nasty head cold. I want sympathy. E-mail it to me. Slam it to the left... ...to see Crystal's newly-fiddled-about-with links menu. It's ace. But, alas, where are Carl and Susan from Neighbours? Thursday, March 27
Albums I Will Be Buying During The Month Of April April will be officially the best month for albums, ever. The Mighty Dead Or Alive, Evolution All the best bits from Dead Or Alive's eighties output, as well as two new songs and some remixes. Bonza! Alas, for it does not feature the mighty Dannii bootleg, "I Begin To Spin Around". It should. Madonna, American Life Because anything that Madonna puts out is excellent. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fever To Tell Embrace the inner indie fan by buying this ace pop-in-disguise CD! Karen O rocks my socks! Harry, The Trouble With Harry She's ace! "Imagination" is on an ad for lippy, yet they still put her in the "cool" magazines! I'm sure there'll be many more to follow. Boy George Super cool, yes, but his music was pants. The Mighty Pete Burns will always be the mightiest of andorgynous popstars. Things I Will Be Watching This Week Yes, I'm stealing ideas from Crystal again. Except these are not the mightiest TV shows ever, just the TV shows I've watched/will be watching this week that I think are ace. 1) 20 Things To Do Before You're 30 - Because it has Conrad in it, and he's ace. And, this week, Conrad and Shona will probably make up and be friends again. That's ace. 2) V. Graham Norton - Always quality, especially when he has ace guests on, like Pete Burns. And, next week, he's presenting the show from New York! Except this is probably not as mighty as it sounds, since the Yanks didn't find Davina funny. Fools. But I like New Yorkers. They have style. I'm rambling. 3) Popworld - Hurry back, Simon from Popworld. We miss you. Liberty X as Mikita's co-presenters? What was all that about? 4) SM:TV - Because it rocks. 5) Friends - According to this weeks heat, Friday's episode will see Joey waxing his eyebrows. How bonza. Things I Will Not Be Watching This Week: Kilroy, 'cause he's a twat; The Soprano's, because I can't see what all the fuss is about; Frasier, 'cause it's pants. This Is A Question What in the name of Our Glorius Leader Madonna is Pepsi Blue, and why have I never heard of it? Also, why does anyone bother with Pepsi, when Diet Coke is so obviously the way forward? Too Lazy To Do An Email I've been reading my buddy Scott's weblog and noticing some totally crazy, ie.I dont agree with them, comments. This Is A Fact: Pepsi Blue tastes like spew. I like Pepsi, and I even to an extent like Blue things, but Pepsi Blue is the grossest thing ever.  <- Drink this and spew up
On Rove: Rove, both the man and the show, are OK. HE isn't particularily funny, but he has a good style of interviewing that isn't patronising or pandering. Skithouse, however, is bloody awful. I have totally given up on it. Comedy Inc I HATED, untill, last week. Their Burgo Catch Phrase segments are the most hilarious things I have ever seen. "Um, cat?" lol. Comedy Inc now rules in my book. Andrew Denton Funnily enough, the only minute I have caught of the show so far was that Ned Kelly thing. It wasn't hilarity to the max or anything, but it was funny enough. And as far as I can tell, Heath Ledger does not posess any sense of humour, so no wonder he wasn't spliting his sides laughing. Big Brovaz Are a ghetto S Club 7 and shit me no end. PS. S Club 7 rock. Justin T Lol, I thought you wanted to be Justin's best friend in the, erm, biblical sense. Am I totally off track here? And I certainly don't want to Justin to be my husband. Or anyone else for that matter. Things I Strongly Agree With: - Velda rocks so much. I practically wept when she left. She's back though!!! I hope she stays with the Kennedys again. - Very glad Nicole won. Though the phone rang just as Denzel Washington announced the winners and I had to answer. It was my sisters boyfreind Ben for the record. Thanks dude. - Boy George is super cool and The War Song is brilliance. - The Chat Room is un-watchable. Literally. I cannot bear it for longer than 5 seconds. Matt Tilly is a dick. Awful, awful, awful show. - I liked Ben Affleck as well till J-lo spazed him up. Cameron Adams said a while back that the Jenny From The Block film-clip would be 'pin-pointed by future Hollywood historians as the exact moment Ben Affleck lost what was left of his credibility.' They are both awful now. Ok, that was all. Cheers. Whoopsee I criminally forgot to include The Zack Files and The Sooty Show in my favourite TV shows. But I don't know which ones to replace, so I'll just leave it. Stuff: - On The Footy Show tonight, they are having a panel of Jason Dunstall, Doug Hawkins and Tim Watson to re-create the first ever episode, which will be great. Also wierd, seeing as they all deserted channel nine for channel seven, and now want to come back I assume, now that nine has the broadcast rights. - I think Antonia 'Nicoles my sister' Kidman and Leigh whatever-his-name-is are getting it on. In Entertainment is now incredibly shit. Andrew Curry has been ditched for Antonia's new boyfriend Leigh, and if she laughs any harder at his 'jokes' she's going to choke. And, inevitably, Angela Bishop has turned up on it. (Btw, the Comedy Inc take-off of her last night was inspired.) It's only a matter of time before Jade and Ryan start hosting segments with their tradmark 'zany' behaviour and 'witty' banter. There was also so many shots of Nicole on last weeks show (I lost count after 16, and there were plenty more afterwards) it was bloody ridiculous. - My Home And Away theory about Dylan being Steven was blown out of the water last night when Steven showed up. Bugger. Favourite TV Shows Ever:  1. Neighbours - Best show of all time. Watched it for as long as I can remember
2. Alex Mack - Why aren't they still repeating this? I love Alex! 3. Care Bears - "It's the Care Bear countdown!" Yay! 4. The Biz - English show about a bunch of kids who went to a perfoming arts school. Ruled so much. 5. Sailer Moon - She fought evil by moonlight and won love by daylight. 100 million times better than Pokemon, who stole her thunder 6. 90210 - Especially the summer series 7. Sliders - Parallal universes! Too too tops. 8. Friends - Monica is my all time favourite TV character. 9. The Wayne Manifesto - 'Wayne!' Tops aussie show based on a book that was also ace. 10. The Ferals - Friday arvos on the ABC has never been the same since The Ferals was axed. 11. Minty - Excellent show about 2 girls who looked the same and swapped lives. Had a soundtrack with really bad 80-esque pop songs which were flogged at the end of each show. 12. Saved By The Bell - Only the first four years obviously. When it was the best thing ever. 13. The Office - I would just like to say to David Brent, 'Thanks for the great jokes." 14. Heartbreak High - Drazic! Best name for a soap character ever. The rest of the cast were brill too. 15. Kath And Kim - Sharon is my second favourite TV character ever. "You know I've been to indoor cricket, you know that makes me ravishing!" 16. Lois And Clark - I used to practically cry if I missed this. Once, my family caught me kissing the TV screen when Dean Cain was on. I was only 10, and they have never let me forget it. 17. The Simpsons - Should probably of been higher. I love it to death, and it's the best show of all time really, but just doesn't have the sentimental value of some of the others to me. 18. T-bag - Barely remember this really, but I do remember I loved it to death at the time. The girl always had to collect 12 things to stop T-bag and T-shirt destroying the earth, or something. 19. Wrestling With The Big One - 10 minute religious program that used to be on Sunday mornings. Was an absolute corker. 'Scooby Doo's on the other channel.' 20. The Sunday Footy Show - Best footy panel show, though I do like them all. Honourable mentions: Babar, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Home And Away, Seinfield, King Of The Hill, Hey Hey It's Saturday, Roseanne, California Dreamin', Sweet Valley High, The Monkees and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Delta, HIT, Cameron Adams, Gary Barlow, Mel C,  Cameron Adams did a rare track by track review of Delta's album in the HIT guide today. He loves it, and agrees with me about Gary Barlow. He also remembered which I forgot, to mention that track 3 'Not Me, Not I' is THE BEST SONG EVER. I have been listening to the album for two days straight now and it just keeps getting better.
However, for reasons best known to himself, Cameron gave Mel C's album 3 stars. He even said one of the songs was 'simply amazing, dramatic pop'. I have no idea what has come over him there. On the Gary Barlow subject, which I was, after spending the last few weeks listening to Take That, his solo stuff, and now Delta, I really have a problem with his lyrics at times. Actually, it's more particular words. Words such as excel, autocratic and methodical do not belong in pop songs Gaz. And he loves to slot in words with as many syllables as possible. It's annoying. Happy Easter (War Is Coming) The b-side to Robbie Williams' supremely crap new single, "Come Undone" - taken from the supremely crap album, "Escapology" - is called "Happy Easter (War Is Coming)". Despite being supremely crap, whenever Robbie makes songs which feature pop culture references, they turn out to be really good. Best Robbie Williams Pop Culture Reference Ever: "Happy Birthday Jesus Christ/Have some Spice Girls merchandise", Walk This Sleigh (Agreed - Crystal) I'm downloading the song now. Expect my verdict later, should I bother to sign back in. Crystal is useless. Despite being ace, Crystal has told us that Dr. Kennedy has an official website, without giving us the link. How unbonza. I rejoice at the news that he's recorded an anti-war song. How hilarious. He had a "singing career" (using both words in the loosest way possible, of course) when it was still cool for a soapstar to go pop (ie. a really long time ago). He might have filmed a video in The Kennedy's shed. (Lol, the link to download it is here) Wednesday, March 26
It Had To Happen Really  I was looking on the web for Nieghbours info. I found out with great joy that my equal favourite character (along with Susan), Karl Kennedy, or rather the actor who plays him, has an official website. It's very good. And, believe it or not, he has recorded an anti-war song. It's available to download, and that is what I have done. At times, it is both as crap as Natalie Imbruglia and as brilliant as Holly Valance. It goes like this:
Perfectly Comfortable By Dr Kennedy A child questions the world with innocent eyes, her future depends on your reply Does she see a tear in your eye? Are you perfectly comfortable? All that she sees, and all that she hears, determines how she feels in 50 years Will she still be living with grandaddy's fears? Are we perfectly comfortable? (Guitars kick in big time) And are you perfectly comfortable with all that’s been said? All your child is offered in your defence, If you’re perfectly comfortable you’re fit to offend Are you perfectly comfortable going to war without moral sanction against the law? (Good line) Are you perfectly comfortable fighting the world? If you’re perfectly comfortable with all that’s been done Gaze at your daughters, gaze at your son (I would have used 'gun') Ask yourself this question over again Would you be perfectly happy if it happened to them? If you’re perfectly comfortable commit to offence History tells the tale, a man and armour on their crusade Must we repeat what they have failed to do? Oh, it’s all so familiar, let’s solve this with a sword It’s so familiar, we know no other way to go forward Oh men will decide who lives and who dies They take the blame but we wear the shame The future of peace lies with you and with me (This bit is shouted) (Spoken word now) Stop for a while, gaze at the smiles, slacken your haste, reflect on the face of a child Are you still perfectly comfortable? I have never heard the phrase 'perfectly comfortable' so much in my whole life. This is quite good actually. Life Is A Slow Bus Ride  The best bit of the Ronan book is his name in sparkly letters on the front. Completly ruined by his smug face of course, but still. The next best thing is the hilarious Boyzone pics inside. The most fun bit, however, is picking which bits Ronan wrote, and which bit his professional writer 'friend' wrote.
Professional writer: "The evening before comes back to me with all its mixed emotions. It had been a strange night of highs and lows. It had almost felt like the end of an era..." Ronan: "If a Martian had landed and infiltrated last night, he would surely have reported 'These Earthlings are very, very strange beings." I flicked to the last page to see how he ends it. It is worse than I could of imagined. The last line is: "Our little daughter finally entered the world. I cried my eyes out when I saw her, she was so perfect and so beautiful. Our little Marie." Popstars should not be allowed to write books or albums immediately following the birth of a child. And Ronan shouldn't be allowed to do either, at any time. Stop It! I'm not drinking a soy latte at the moment, it's just a Nescafe instant coffee. But, jesus, stop it with the American Life slagging! It rules, and you suck if you don't think so.  <- Great, not shit.
Comes With A Free....Notepad  Delta's album is out this week, and there is a special edition with a bonus DVD and a, erm, notepad. Being a total sucker for a special edition I had to get it, though not before some serious shopping around. It was a ridiculous $38 at Sanity, but good old K-Mart had copies for $27. The DVD is crap, the notepad useless, but the album itself is bloody good. The reason: Half the tracks are written by Gary Barlow and Elliot Kennedy. They aren't the best tracks however, the best ones are the singles, which Delta co-wrote. The worst are, of course, the two she wrote entirely by herself. Anyway, the Barlow/Kennedy tracks rock, though Gary has delivered his trademark bad lyrics which I personally would have refused to sing. Good tunes nonetheless.
It's Dannii Day!  Top 10 Reasons Dannii Is Better Than Kylie:
1. She has a personality. 2. She sings a song about vibrators. 3. More dramatic image changes. 4. Emma would have kicked Charlenes arse. 5. They both have songs called All I Wanna Do, but Dannii's is slightly better. 6. Young Talent Time 7. She was famous first you know. 8. Shameless enough to release the god-awful Coconut as a single. 9. When Kylie went indie Dannii was still ultra ultra crap, like a good little popstar. 10. This Is It video. The Book Sure Is A Load Of Crap  I'm only up to chapter 3. I hate Ronan even more than I did before, and I didn't think that was possible. I cannot believe one man can love himself as much as he does. So far, he has said basically:
- Boyzone were ok, but I am great - My solo album is the most important piece work the music industry has ever seen - I drink you know - Really - 'Liam Gallagher eat your heart out' - Did you know I like a drink? - I was naughty when I was little - I bash people - Everyone liked me but - I was the star footballer - I'll bash you if you disagree - I never went to school much I was so bad - Everyone calls me Ro - Once I got suspended! - Thats cos I'm hard - And talented Tuesday, March 25
Life Is A Bit Crap Like the lovely Crystal, I have read Ronan Keating's autobiography. It is like his album. (read: A big pile of self-loving shite) Life Is A Rollercoaster Today I made the hilarious decision to purchase Ronan Keating's autobiography. It was 3 dollars in the bargin bin, so half the price of Cosmo, which I couldn't afford. It is unbelievably boring and compelling. Britney Spears Appreciation Day...Continued 
I have to do my own Top 10 Britney Moments, because I thought Claire FB was quite misguided with some of her choices. So; Crystal's Top 10 Britney Songs: 1 Baby One More Time - An absolute pop classic. One of the best songs of all time. 2 Overprotected - As Cameron Adams said "It's Gonna Be Me gone feral." As I say, totally totally bonza. 3 Slave For You - How unfair that Britney's Neptune song flopped when afterwards everyone elses took off. This song is brilliant, especially the bridge "Baby, don't you wanna, dance up on me". Also, 1 Million times better than Dirrty. 4 Oops I Did It Again - I remember the TOTP performance of this, her hair was awful, her clothes didn't fit, the lip synching was out of time and the dancing was unco-ordinated. And it was still the best thing ever. 5 Crazy - It's not really anything special, this song, but it's still my 5th favourite. 6 Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman - Yes, I like Not Yet A Girl. It's awsome. Especially the last chorus when she shouts "I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe!" You tell em Brit. 7 Lucky - I loved in the film clip how she looked at herself from inside the limo. I don't know why, I just did. 8 Boys - Not the spastic "I'm from N.E.R.D, aren't you Britney?" version, the excellent album original. It's the tops. 9 Born To Make You Happy - I wish it had of been a single here, I only saw the clip once, it rocked. 10 Stronger - Only because I've negleted the Oops album a bit. This song is pretty tops. Things I Have Done Today (rhymes with: What My Heart Wants To Say; My Monkey's Aunt Is Gay) In the words of some some mighty kissing ladies, yes, I've lost my mind. Got up. Didn't drink any coffee, because I'm on a diet. Went to school. Listened to the Moulin Rouge! soundtrack on my walkman. Got to school. Ran straight to the coffee machine. Ran to the Time Out dispensing machine. Drank coffee. Ate a Time Out. Listened to the Garbage CD, which is surprisingly ace. Had a media lesson. It was shit. Listened to old songs from 1998 in the library. It was ace. Had an English lesson. Might have fallen asleep, although was too tired to notice. Came home to find a slug on my floor. How lovely. I'm this bored. And need a shower. (Holy crap Michael, that may as well have been a day in the life of me! Coffee, Timeouts, Mulan Rouge, Garbage, 1998. How very, very Bonza - Crystal) Britney Spears Appreciation Day According to CFB, today (or perhaps yesterday) is (or perhaps was) Britney Spears appreciation day. Celebrate it wisely, for it doesn't come around every day. American Life: World's First Review. In The World. Except not really. Have just heard the full length version, as opposed to snippets dotted about the internet. Madonna is back. I've missed her. If this is what we can expect from the new album, I'm much excited. "American Life" is an electronic pop song much in the same vein as "Die Another Day", except with even better lyrics, and more singing. And it's not a Bond song, which is always a plus. Best bit: Possibly the best peice of music ever. The rap, with the imortal lyrics, "I do yoga and pilates/And the room is full of hotties/I'm checking out the bodies", is ace. I love Pervy Rapping Madonna. Worst bit: Features a guitar. Although not necessarily a bad thing when it comes to Madonna songs, the guitar doesn't quite fit with the Veronica Electronica-vibe on "American Life". Besides, who needs guitars anyways? (Ok, I have to say, I love the guitar bit. And I also love the electronic bits. And I love how they go together. And I love the lyrics. I may have to amend my Best Songs Of The Year allready. Dave Grohl will be pleased - Crystal) Monday, March 24
Best album ever...Update Despite not being released yet, Dead Or Alive's Greatest Hits album - which might be out next month, but nobodies quite sure anymore - will be the best album ever. Probably. It's called Evolution and features the new remix of "You Spin Me Roud (Like A Record Baby)", but not the Dannii Minogue bootleg, "I Begin To Spin Around". Which is a shame. It ain't obvious... Except it is. Obvious that I'm in library, and have a free period, and far too much coursework to catch up on. This is why I am online, searching for information on the Corrie casting agency. Do I sound obsessed? In other news... I still haven't found the Corrie casting agencies address. Surely this is fate, and would lead me down the "soap-star-turns-popstar-but-not-rubbish-like-Delta" route which is so obviously my destiny. Anyone who can help should get in touch. Best album ever... Crystal's response to my posting further down (below Marky Mark) requires much consideration: what is the best album ever? The contenders: Ray Of Light Madonna's serious album is surprisingly ace. And if you can't be bothered with the "serious" lyrics, you can always have a dance to the title track. Also features "Shanti", which is ace. 200km/h In The Wrong Lane Because it is by The Mighty Tatu, and features "Malchik Gay", quite possibly the funniest song ever recorded (behind Sir Prince's "Sexy MF", of course). SpiceWorld Because they were the best pop band on the planet. We Didn't Say That! Because Daphne and Celeste weren't crap, they were misunderstood. Like P!NK. Only not shit. Expect this list to get bigger and bigger in the coming hours, but not to feature What My Heart Wants To Say, because I do have some dignity. I Have A CD Quality MP3 Of American Life If the world happens to blow up today, I no longer care. Woohoo! And, thank god, the rap is totally bonza and the best bit. Before I go to bed I must clear up some of Crystal's obvious misprintings. Kelly Osbourne's album is not "good", it's effing bonza. Kelly Osbourne rocks my socks. Tatu's album is the best album of all time. (Lol. I would have to say the best album of all time is a tie between Spiceworld and Erotica - Crystal) Kids And Television Just when I thought nothing could match the hilarity of the contestants on Pick Your Face, last night I caught a new reality show on the ABC called Frountier House. One of the kids who I have named Super Mario, because he wouldn't shut up about missing his nintendo, gave the following hilarious speech at the end of his long hard first day: Tearyly, "Today was the worst day of my life. I fell off a wagon, I got bitten by a dog, I lost my worm" Yes, I think we all know what that feels like. "Time To Hit The Road!" Yesterday, in a bid to advoid war coverage, I grabbed a random tape from my room and took it to my dad's house to watch. It contained: 3 episodes of Friends, 3 episodes of The Osbournes, The making of Papa Don't Preach, The first episode of Ali G, and an episode of Russel Coights All Aussie Adventures. It was brilliant. I'm now listening to Kelly O's album. It's good. Cameron Adams likes it. He gave it three and a half stars. So I said 'yes sir!' and bought it. Yesterday I also read the extremely ace Sunday Herald Sun, where the web section was on blogging, and how other peoples blogs affect your own. This morning I've been to Claire's and I now feel compeled to coment on, and copy, things she has done. Just quickly first, The episode of S Club where they go to the trailer park is super super television Claire. I watch it all the time. Did you tape it that Saturday arvo too? But, the main thing, Crystal's Footy Tipping!!!! 
I'm good at this. This weeks winners: Collingwood V Richmond - No brainer. Collingwood West Coast V Port Adelaide - Port, definately Kangaroos V St Kilda - Kangaroos, but just Brisbane Lions V Essendon - I'm gonna take a chance and go with Essendon here! Sydney V Carlton - Sydney. By 18 goals probably Adelaide V Fremantle - Adelaide by miles Melbourne V Hawthorn - Hawthorn...maybe Wext Bulldogs V Geelong - Geelong!! Woohoo! 8 from 8 for sure there. I am, you are, we...Oh. Astounded at the ammount of posting's I've gotten round to today. Crystal will be pleased. Am listening to "Sexy MF" by Prince. Ace song, made even better by the comical "Oh!" at the begining. I always thought Sarah-Lou was a minger Much excitement abound for one so wrapped up in Queer Culture as myself, for the Corrie writers have taken a leaf out of Ivan Shapovalov's book. Yes, my dear, dear Gareth fans, Todd Grimshaw (played by Bruno Langley) - for I think that is his name, although I'm not particularly interested - is to become the soaps first gay character. How bonza. (Let's face it, anyone who saw "Star's In Their Eyes Soapstars Special Presented By The Lovely, Lovely Davina McCall" must have seen this coming. And pissed themselves laughing at the Kelly Osbourne-a-like, who was ace). Another Video To Watch Instead Of The War Forgot to add this one to my post below. Consider this a bonus track. Like on a "Special Edition" CD, only not shit. Fame Academy: The Extended Remix - Has Ainslie Henderson in it. He's mad. Sunday, March 23
Yesterday: a tribute to Daphne and Celeste Yesterday was a great day in the history of pop music, for it was the day that I went to Steel Wheels - a "serious music fan" record shop in Newcastle possibly named after a Rolling Stones album - to find the indie CD's on the sale rack replaced by pop CD's. Here is an account of the things I bought: Daphne and Celeste, "We Didn't Say That!" - Daphne and Celeste were ace. Their album is hilarious. Costed: 99p A Kavana promo CD - He's due a comeback. Gareth has stolen "Will You Wait For Me", which wasn't a hit for Kavana, despite the video featuring a white rat also named Kavana. Costed: 50p B*Witched's first album - Features "Blame It On The Weatherman", the best title for a song ever. Costed: for some obscure reason, 48p Michael Jackson, "Off The Wall", on cassette - I have this album on record. I have this album on CD, twice. I now have it on tape. I need to buy a mini-disk player. Costed: I've forgotten. It was cheap, though. Top 10 Videos To Watch Instead Of The War - UK Version (Ripped off from Crystal's post below, which was ripped off from Clair Flynn Boyle's weblog. Which is ace) 1. "Popworld" on T4 - Because Simon from Popworld (for that is his title) is the best thing on telly. 2. "Amelie" - Because it's beautiful. And Amelie is mad. Bonza! 3. "20 Things To Do Before You're 30" - Better than The Office. Has Conrad in it. And Shona. What more need be said? 4. "Spiceworld: The Movie" - Because it's ace, and has Ginger Spice in it. 5. "Moulin Rouge!" - Because Ewan McGregor can sing. 6. Enhanced CD that came free with Smash Hits years ago, "At Home With Daphne and Celeste" - Anything with Daphne and Celeste in it is ace. 7. "In Bed With Madonna" - Because it's in bed. With Madonna. And I couldn't think of any other good reason. 8. "The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert" - Because it is, quite possibly, the funniest film ever made. 9. Molly Dineen's "Geri" - In 1998, Geri Halliwell left the Spice Girls. She went mad. Molly Dineen was there with a camera to capture it all! Ace! 10. The Mighty Tatu, "Not Gonna Get Us" Enhanced CD - Hurray for imported singles! Boo for imported singles which cost more than albums! Hurray again for imported singles which feature videos of Russian lesbians parading round in the snow in stolen army tanks! List, list, list: Such has this blog become over the past week or so, here is my own list. Top Five Perverted Pop Acts 1) The Mighty Tatu - Because they are Russian. And lesbians. And have ace songs! 2) Alizee - Who looks about twelve, and performs regularly dressed as a schoolgirl, singing about being a "Lollita". In French. 3) Madonna - Made the "SEX" book. And the "Erotica" album. And got further aqquainted with herself during the Blone Ambition version of "Like A Virgin". Queen of Pop. 4) Prince - 'Cause he's a sexy mothafucker. 5) Kylie - Lower than might be expected due to the fact that she's a bit older than the others. Except Madonna. And Prince. Lulu On Parky Last Night 
Thanks to Mike Pfeiffer for his review of last night's Parkinson: a) Lulu rocks b) Ronan Keating was slightly off key despite being 'wired' (Lulu wasn't 'wired' but was still in key) c) Shania Twaine was miming d) Lulu rocks Agreed. Saturday, March 22
The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas Is On This Thursday David Stratton's review from TV Week: "The first Flintstones film in 1994 was no masterpiece, but it looks like a comedy classic compared to this follow up. In this prequel, we're taken back to Fred and Barney's youthful days in the Bedrock quarry and thier courtships with Wilma and Betty. The script is a lame collection of puns and supposedly family-friendly gross-out joke involving flatulent dinosaurs - but there is no wit as the foursome head to Rock Vegas, where local nightclub headliners include (groan) Mick Jagged and The Stones. Mark Addy from The Full Monty is less effective as Fred than John goodmen was in the original. The same applies to Stephen Baldwin, who takes the role of Barney originally played by Rick Moranis and turns him into a rather sad wimp. 1 Star" Now, I own this movie on video and find it to be pleasantly ammusing, especially the Mick Jaggered bit. With that in mind, here is my; Top 10 Videos To Watch Instead Of The War (Ripped Off From Claire Flynn Boyle) 1. The Flintstones In Viva Rock Vegas. 2. Sabrina Down Under. - Where the phrase "Hopped off like a kangaroo" is used to great effect. 3. Spiceworld - Needs at least a weekly viewing anyway 4. The Office - Best. Show. Ever. 5. Kath And Kim - " I really enjoyed that Mighty Ducks II, much better than the original" 6. Harvey - Not the Jimmy Stewart original, the telemovie remake 7. Where's My Wallet? - My 2001 final year film project. As I myself reviewed it, "modern and electrifying." As my media teacher reviewed it, "B+". 8. 5ive: The Video - Sean likes Superted! 9. The Long Trailer - 1950's Lucile Ball comedy, where she and her husband embark on their honeymoon and a series of shenanigans 10. Popstars series one: Not to see the winners Bardot, but the rejects such as Tatu (not the good one), Poptarts and Chantel Barry. Liberty X they ain't. Bucks Fizz  Mentioned below.
Couldn't be bothered to insert this in the right post. Note for Michael: I have added some critical editorial comments in your posts. ie. I have suggested we form a Bucks Fizz tribute band. Thanks For The Advice... As you know, I am jobless, so I always appreciate a little career advice. However, I don't think I will be taking up a career in building bridges, it's not really for me. I was thinking maybe.......a party planner. Top Rules I Would Follow In My Party Planning Career: - Remember to invite the person's birthday it is - Not be a bitch - Not invade my friends weblog with smart remarks causing myself to be banned for life Gees, a biting bit of satire that was. Forget the war in Iraq! STOP THE PRESS! Lulu is on Parkinson tonight. 
"Hi Parky, thanks for having me." Note: She might not say this. Name Change I think the blogs name should be changed to Gratuitous Amounts Of Crap, because I am in the mood for doing a series of pointless lists and ramblings. Best Compliation Ever This seemingly dodgy compliation my mother owns is actually, on second look, the best CD ever. It contains the following unbelievably bonza tracks: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper Stayin' Alive - N-trance We Buil This City - Starship I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue Micky - Toni Basil American Pie - Don McLean Leader Of The Pack - The Shangri-La's Ant Music - Adam And The Ants Let's Groove - CDB 9 To 5 - Dolly Parton This Ole House - Shakin' Stevens I'll never need another CD in my life now! Best Singles Of The Year I know it's only March, but the top 4 singles have allready been released. If any singles come out during the rest of the year better than these four I will buy a Foo Fighters cd. Top 4 songs of 2003: 1. All The Things She Said - Tatu 2. Sound Of The Underground - Girls Aloud 3. Lost Without You - Delta Goodrem 4. Cry Me A River - Justin T (Note, I am going to coment on all of Michaels fabulous posts in italics - Crystal) Poplife In personal news, I'm working on my new website. It's called "Poplife". Oh, and I've decided I'd quite like a record contract, should anyone fancy giving me one, although I shan't be making any shit music. Only good music. Like Bucks Fizz. (Bucks Fizz rock like nobodys business. I incidently would also like a record contract. I'm gonna fly over to England Michael, we will be the hotest new act. Would you be needing to constantly rip my skirt off during our live act? That would be fine. - Crystal) Cheerio! Michael. xxx I'm drinking a soy latte...But i'm not downloading your single: Not strictly Gareth related (read: not Gareth related at all), (It rarely is) but it amused me, and I thought it was worth a mention. Perhaps catching on to Michael Jackson's bugging of "X-Cape", Our Glorius Leader has sent out a false file claiming to be "American Life". Pop fans attempting to download Madonna's new single from file sharing programmes such as Kazaa will be rewarded with three minutes worth of buzzing, along with a message from her Madgesty. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" "American Life" will be out before long. It's ace. So will her album. That'll be ace too. I'm drunk. (Lets fucking hope its good) Friday, March 21
Plaguirise me In a blatan rip-off of the "Hot And Not" post below, here would be my own: This is good: The Mighty Tatu; Lesbian pop; Karen O from Yeah Yeah Yeah's; Pictures of Mr. Popjustice with a really big hand in this weeks NME; Triple 8's website; Conrad from 20 Things To Do Before You're 30. This is not: Triple 8 in general; George Bush; Conrad and Shona falling out in 20 Things To Do Before You're 30; Public libraries; Driving instructors with long, straggly beards (and ginger moustaches). - Michael, are you going to provide us with these pics at any stage? Its fine to rip people off, when I get round to it I'm going to rip off something I saw on Claires site. - Crystal Best Album Ever? 
Well, not quite, but still pretty bloody tops. Update On "Most Tops Birthday Ever?"... Well, I could have just deleted my previous post, but I'll leave it up to remind me that it was the most tops birthday. For one, I typed that before I turned on any sort of T.V set. As Peter Mitchall tells us 'that was the news for this historic day The 20th of March, the day war against Iraq began." Well, you know, always tops to have war break out on your 19th birthday. Anyway, worse was to come. My good friends, who I shall only refer to as Lauren and Mike, engaged in what can only be described as Unbonza Behaviour last night, and are never to be forgiven.  <- Who I wish my friends were
Hot And Not A former feature of The Bonza Journal, now I will bring it to Down Under And On Top! Hot: Tatu, Marky Mark, Coffee, The Oscars, Select Music Not: The war, anti-war protests, John Howard (allways), Leading Edge, Joe Millionare finale, friends who go to Saloon on your birthday and do not invite you and give the lamest excuses of all time and are never forgiven Channel 7: First With All The Important News From the Channel 7 scrolling news bar: - 100 protesters gathered outside Canberra navy base - US urges Iraqis not to use chemical or biological weapons - Human sheild reports of explosions lighting up night sky in Baghdad - US fighter plane crashes killing all 12 US and 4 British soilders on board - Home And Away on at 7:30 Just in case you're concerned, 'House Calls To The Rescue' will also be screening at 8:00  <- Safe from war at least
Thursday, March 20
Marky Mark: The Wisdom   
"I make music for the people to dance to, so pay attention as I start to enhance you" "Girls wanna do me, Suckers try to boo me" "Hey you suckers....pork you!" "Get funky while the funky bunch funks you" "I think it's time we define the peace sign, the piece I find is a peace of mind!" "It's just me M-the-A-the-RKI-the-E, and I'm smooth, although I never tried to be. Vanilla, nope! I'm Irish American" "I ain't talking no junk punk so get off my chunk" "I'm gonna show you that I'm no phoney, cause I love you baby, you're my tenderoni" "Well it's Friday night and I'm calling up my honey, "Bitch, better have my money!" Fav Member Of The Funky Bunch: Hector 'The Bootie Inspector' Most Tops Birthday Ever? Well today is that special day that rolls round but once a year, the most ace date on the calander, the 20th of March! Happy birthday to the folks who also share my birthday, Holly Hunter, William Hurst and a boy I went to school with, his names Glen. Anyway, considering my birthdays are usually total shit, this has been the most fabulous day. My mother, being uncharacteristically ace, presented me at 7:30 with the original Kylie Locomotion single, which she paid a ridicules price for. On ya mum! Then I went into town and down to the mega fab Iimis cafe were I consumed copious amounts of cappichino and milkshake. My dad gave me some money to go buy Calamity Jane but it wasn't in yet so he told me not to spend the money on anything else. I say 'yes dad' then promptly hightail it down to Select Music. My dad walks in and springs me purchasing East 17 and Marky Mark albums. So what does he do? Gives me more money! Tops! Then, time to read HIT! Woohoo! Cameron Adams has returned for my special day and gives Girls Aloud and Tatu unbelievably BONZA reviews. Then, its off to KFC for lunch with my super bonza bud Lauren who has bright pink flowers for me, and a Barbie birthday card in a hot pink envelope. It "rocked the big one!" as they say. We discuss Kylie's Rove interview. Prognosis: Postive. I find out Laurens secret work e-mail which I will now be using to send extensive amounts of crap to. Finally meet the elusive Beau, my mums musical friend who tells me about the time David Bowie chatted him up and informs me that Brian Harvey is a prick. Get some top advice about making it in the music industry and being a five star groupie. Purchase Tatu's album. Brings my dvd/cd total bill to $75 this week, not bad at all for me. The East 17 album is total crap, so I may just have to love it. Recieve the most bonza e-card of all time from my super awesome bud Jenni. Its a montage of Gareth, Wham! and Kylie! Thanks mate, you rule! It's still only 3:00, so perhaps there is more bonza-ness to come. Anyway, most tops birthday ever Wednesday, March 19
Important: It's my birthday tomorrow. "Oh Set My Up With The Spirit In The Sky, That's Where I'm Gonna Go When I Die" Lucky Spirit In The Sky was released last week, or The Kumars might never of got their number one hit. (Will it be one of the first things banned from radio? Dead Or Alive better hurry up and change thier name to Pete Burns And Friends!) Cameron Adams! Returns to the HIT guide tommorrow. Pop journalism is saved. Buy it! If only for such gems as "Britney's Overprotected sounds like It's Gonna Be Me gone feral." True. Tuesday, March 18
Enjoy What You Do?....The Great Wham! Rap Debate 
"Folks can be a drag if work ain't your bag." Much heated debate going on between myself and Jennifer Love Hewwit fan Scott Keenan. I will once again reiterate my point that the second best song of all time "Wham! Rap" is, allthough an ace concept, not about being on the dole. Even though George claims he did not know he was gay at the time, this song clearly proves otherwise. I am right about this. Right I tell ya! My evidence: 1. The Lyrics. 2. George Michael. Scotts evidence: 1. No it's not! And thats pretty much it. His latest argument "I just don't think that's what George meant. And if he did then Andrew sure as hell mustn't have known and he co-wrote it." Am I missing something there? I'm pretty sure Andrew was in on the act. So, forget the headlines  , when did George officially come out?
Was it: a Wham! Rap b Freedom 90 c The Elton Duet d Jesus To A Child e The Queen Duet (nb. The answer is a) UK Chart News Good: In singles news, "Spirit In The Sky" is at number one. Despite being a steaming pile of cack made worse by the "hilarious" Kumar family, the single is for charity. How bonza that it has sold by the shitload. Bad: Melanie C's album, "Reason", is number five. It is not for charity. Monday, March 17
I think I Forgot To Tease Gareth For Failing His Drivers Licence So heres a belated haha Gareth What Gareth won't be driving -> 
Gareth Really IS Down Under And On Top! From the glorious Sunday Magazine: "At one stall, flash-in-the-pan pop star Gareth Gates blazes white dentistry from a framed photo priced at $400". This is just from a story on autograph hunters, this did not actually take place in Australia, but it's still a mention! His name is also mentioned two times in this mornings awesome The Eye colum in the Herald Sun. Bonza. The Sweepstakes:  Seeing as no-one but me was willing to bet that Mel C would debut outside the top 30, I will be keeping my Mel C poster.
(ps. If anyone wants it e-mail me.) Wrong doings I was out buying some new boots yesterday. I wandered in to ASDA to buy sweets (Three for the price of one - how bonza!) and had a wee look at the charts. "Do my eyes decieve me?". Melanie C's "Reason" was "Album Of The Week". After extensive research (read: a trip down the road) I found out this was the same in WHSmith, and Woolworths have the album as "Deal Of The Week". This is terrible, terrible news. However, Dannii's album, "Neon Nights", is released tommorrow. It's bonza. Pop is saved. Let's play pretend Despite my apparent lack of interest over the past week or so (read: laziness), I can't seem to keep away from the blog today. This might have to do with the fact that I have replied all my e-mails, and need to make out that I am actually doing something in the way of work as opposed to pretending to finish off my media assignement, which is due in tommorrow. I'm nowhere near finished. I Googled "Guy's Next Door" and - in between a bundle of smutty stories - there appeared a link to "Down Under And On Top". How utterly bonza that is. You might even say it rocks my socks. Not completely useless First off, let me apologise for being completely useless with regards to posting at this blog. No excuses. Now let us begin. In all likelihood, The Mighty Gareth will be number one this afternoon. And, in all likelihood, the radio will play the "unclean" version of Spirit In The Sky, featuring the "hilarious" Kumar family. This will make me very cross. Right we are, I'm off to Google "Guy's Next Door" and find out who in the name of Our Glorious Leader (how do you spell "Madonna"?) they are. Saturday, March 15
Mel C Sweepstakes! If you get the newsletter, you would know all about the Mel C sweepstakes we have running! She's gonna be a huge flop, so guess just how big, and you could win a Mel C poster. If you guess the exact number you will also win some Mel C stickers! How ace! Important: Be very quick, the charts are in early Monday morning, and there's no cheating allowed. And So, The Top Five Boybands Of All Time: 5. New Kids On The Block 4. Take That 3. Nsync 2. 5ive 1. Guys Next Door "Guys Next Door were a pop group in 1991. They released one album. It was called Guys Next Door. It featured several songs. Two or three singles entered the top ten on the charts. One single was called "I Was Made For You". The Guys Next Door released several videos and had their own live action television show early in the morning after "Saved by the Bell". They had comic sketches and sang several songs. In May of 1991, their show was canceled and they never released another single or album and were not heard from again." Thanks Scott! Incidently, Want to buy a copy of Guy's Next Door album? The Unofficial Guy's Next Door Website FAQs have some tips: "Depending on where you live, the Guys Next Door album can be hard to find. You can try searching for it at yard sales or flea markets. You can also try visiting used C.D. and tape stores. Also, try searching baragin bins of music in department stores and also check the dollar stores. Don't give up searching!" Update: I have just found a copy of the album on Ebay. I am banned from Ebay but anyone else who wants it should bid! Its $6.70 AUD. I have also just discovered it has possibly the best track listing of all time. A perfect mixture of good old boy band cliched titles, the obligatory one where they say who they are with a bit in brackets, and some truly inspired titles mixed in: 1.I Was Made for You 2.I've Been Waiting for You 3.Dance All Night 4.Magic Night 5.Telephone Talking 6.(We're the) Guys Next Door 7.Bad Boys Club 8.Bust Your Attitude 9.You are My Treasure 10.Parasite. Lulu Chart Update: Still at number 29 with We've Got Tonight. On Ya Lulu! Friday, March 14
Anyone Want My Gareth Posters? Cos I don't really think I need a Gareth section anymore. I have way too many up, and I need to expand my Madonna, Kylie and Spice Girls section. The latest Top Of The Pops had a huge one and it seems a shame to throw it away, which I will do. I will probably keep my hugest one up, but the others are not needed anymore. I of course would give them to Jenni Lowe first, but I think she has them all allready. So, if Jenni, or anyone else wants my Garath pics just email, u can have em! P.S. I still love Gaz, I just don't want him on my wall. Wednesday, March 12
Gareth Conquers Australia! Any eagled eyed viewers who catch First At Five with Jen and Mal would have noticed that during the story on Posh and Becks, in the background of one scene, for a spilt second, was a picture of Gareth! Hurray! This is the first time I believe that Gareth has ever been on free-to-air television here. Correct me if I'm wrong! The Office Last Night: Ruled all. Best episode ever. The dialouge about the two dogs and the bone was brill. "Who Cares Wins!" When I get $40 dollars I'm off to K-Mart to pick up the DVD! But first I have to get Tatu and avoid Mel C. HIT Tomorrow Remember to get the Melbourne Herald Sun tomorrow for the HIT guide, even if Cameron Adams is absent. You never know, he might still contribute, and the other writters are still pretty ace, even though they could never compare in a million years. So let's all remember : The Top 5 Reasons Cameron Adams Rules: 1. He never uses the name Selwyn in a sentance without also using the term Bling Bling 2. Even though he dislikes Christina and calls her the Padlepop Lion, he still recognises her album is tops 3. He works as Kylies unofficial publicist 4. Consistently uses the phrase "How Heavy Is That" 5. He gave Posh's single a good review and her album a shit one. See, he's both nice and hysterical He also manages to constantly bring up the fact that Kylie's Finer Feeling is underated which I like. Gareth Releases A DVD It's out in April. It sounds pretty dodge to me really, like one of those DVD's that has no actual music and runs for 50 mins. Like, once in a moment of stupidity I bought the Nsync Making The Tour DVD. How totally crap. Justin wears a spastic bandana the whole time, though he does make a reference to Bubbles the chimp which I appreciate. You also get to see him interact with Wade Robson before he had all the sex with Britters. Oh yeah, and there's the vid for This I Promise You which can only be described as hysterical. WTF are the bubbles for? And they are eating chips in a cafe, and Justin checks out a blonde chick who walks past. And JC acts like a wanker the whole time just for a change. "Theres a little bit of magic in each song". Whatever. Lance and Joey are the worst dancers ever. Anyway, Gareth has a new DVD coming out, hopefully I'm wrong and it will be bonza! Take That and Gary Barlow Are particularly on my brain today. In a wierd coincidence, this morning I was listening to Gary and Take That cds, and when I checked my emails I had ones from two different people mentioning Gary Barlow. Points I would like to make: - Open Road the song rules. It is bonza, no arguments. - I don't care if Madonna wrote it, Love Takes Time sucks - Gary was the talent behind Take That, but as Claire put it 'was ugly' - Mark Owen is tops. When he won Celeb BB someone had a sign which said "Mark: We Never Forgot!" How. Bonza. - "We said goodbye, the taxi-cab was waiting" BONZA BONZA NEWS! You currently bare witness to one of the most important events of the twenty first century. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have been invited to join Crystal's truly ace blog. A brief introduction: My name is Michael, although some may know me as spinmeround, serial commentator from Popjustice. Others may know me as "the one with the daft shoes". Some may even know me as both. But, anyways, I digress. I'm a seventeen year old pop culture junkie from the North East of England. I don't have much else to say. This is my website - it'll be updated with a bonza new look and content very soon. That is all. Tuesday, March 11
AWFUL AWFUL NEWS!! Cameron Adams is overseas till the 14th of March!!! NOOOOOO! Boo Hoo! That means he won't be doing HIT for 2 weeks at least! Oh no, how will I cope? Oh, shit what if he is going for a job overseas!? Argh!! No Cameron please come back!!! NOW!! 2 Hours Later... So, um, I've checked the calender. The 14th of March is only Friday. Might have got a little carried away. But still, that means this week we will be Cameron free! One week is bad enough! I could of just deleted the previous post, but thought I'd leave it up to remind me not to get hysterical over music reviewers......Love you Cameron! Cameron Adams Quote Of The Week: "Has the world gone to hell in a handbasket, or is the new Westlife single, whisper it, kinda ok?" Monday, March 10
Bonza Stuff: Calamity Jane IS on DVD in oz...and she IS a lesbian The Office DVD is out too..."Different Frogs, Different Times" Little Giants is still a rockin' movie. "The Spaz Patrol" forever! Delta is number 1 again! I went round the house dancing and singing "Deltas number 1! Deltas number 1!" after I checked the charts which greatly pissed off my sister. She still made me a pancake though. On ya sis! It's Labour day. Everyday is a public holiday for me though at the min. Please stop asking me what my job was that I quit. You seriously do not want to know. Saturday, March 8
Wednesday, March 5
How Old Am I Again? I bought Smash Hits and Top Of The Pops today. I occasionally get TOTP and Cleo, Cosmo and such, but I hadn't bought SH in three years. Something compelled me too though. (Justin was on the cover). Good read anyhow. The Selwyn interview is a highlight, he enlightens us all about his love for Bling Bling and Benjamins. And let's us know he is not 'riding' Delta. The Justin poster is huge btw. I will put it in my Justin section. (What Justin section!?) Oh yeah, at my new dodgy job I got teased for my Justin Lovin'. I asked if I could bring in my CD's. They said yeah, but are not impressed by my tastes. They spent awhile discussing the merits of Ja Rule. (We're all Eminem fans though, so Bonza. I can never hear "Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity" enough really. Or in Business "Yo Dre, what up, can I get a Hell Yeah? HELL YEAH!") Tuesday, March 4
Sequence Of Events This Week: Got up Monday morning. Went to uni. Sat in first tute in complete and utter contempt of the whole thing. Went to computer room. The power is out. Ate a TimeOut. It was yum. Power back on. Did some e-mails. Thank you to all those who put the word Bonza in the title, it really does make my day. Bling Bling’s also a winner. Anyway, went to another tute. Total crap. Get home. Internet’s cut off. I decide to quit uni. Ring Lauren. Lauren is not of much help. (Just kidding) Ring Cameron Adams. Hehe, he sounds funny. Miss the first 15 mins of QAF. Shit day in all. Today get up. Go to the shop. Pick up the paper. Buy a coffee. See add for a job that looks interesting. Ring up. They tell me to come straight down. First of all go to the computer store and try and bargain with the guy for a good price. Get $60 off, not much, but alright. I go to a tiny building and up a long staircase. They spend the whole time convincing me that it is a great job. I am not too convinced. Anyway, I’m going back tomorrow for a ‘field trip’. The whole thing sounds a bit dodge, and they are reluctant to give me details. I have my suspicions though. Email me with your guesses guys! : What Do You Think Crystal’s New Job Involves? a) Topless dancing b) Drug dealing c) Money laundering d) Those chicks that wear tight tops at bars and give out beer samples It seriously could be any of these. I’ll check it out though. (Incidentally, I’m not really adverse to any of those.) Gareth Stuff: Spirit In The Sky Out Soon Gareth is rich I hate him Anyway, this is really just to tell people I can’t be online much at the mo. I seriously thought that people might have thought I’d died. I can’t finish my Popjustice week, how much of a loser am I, I only did stuff till Friday. (ps, Popjustice screwed me round a bit, but they are forgiven. Anyway, I thought Step Back In Time was a tops idea.) I thought if I wasn’t online for weeks, didn’t answer e-mails or update my log, you might of thought something terrible had happened. Which it did, but anyway. I will be online for about half an hour a day at the moment. Still send stuff to me! Especially my email buddy’s Claire, Scott, Michael, Michael, Jenni and Lauren, and more. Trouble Well, I've quit uni. My internet access is cut off. I am looking for a job, I went for an interview toady, it seems allright but a bit dodge. I was talking to a guy in the waiting room, he said he wanted to be Justin Timberlake. Anyway, I am trying to purchase a laptop, then I will have internet access back. I will try to do the newletter this week, but it may be difficult. I can't really go on-line anymore, sorry to the people I talk to, you all rock. Monday, March 3
Uni Blues Back at Uni today. Took my Spice Girls pencil tin to my Media Law tute. Got some looks. We have super ace lecturer Liz though! She lets you hand in stuff after the semester has finished! We had our tute in a portable. How grade three. I was at Sanity this morning at 9:28. The bus was leaving the shopping centre at 9:32. But I quickly grabbed my Delta and Justin singles and took them up to the counter where the guy, who is auctually quite nice, was talking on the phone! So I had to say, 'I'll have to come back later'. So I don't have my cd's. Havn't bought any since LAST Saturday, unbelievably. Oh, Geri Watched SpiceWorld for the 300th time last night and noticed things I had never noticed before. Like, Geri is doing some stupid hand thing to Mel C before they sing Say You'll Be There, and after Geri dresses up as Mel C, when she is getting up she says "I need some platforms!". This is because I spent the whole time watching Geri, wondering how this mega fab chick turned into the shrinkled up yoga nut she is now. Can't wait for the new album though! Christina Rules The Charts! After 13 weeks at number one, Eminem is finally knocked off today by Christina! Yay! This especially pleases me because I visit my dad on Sunday mornings, and I get there at just the time Video Hits plays the number one song. So I will no longer have to hear my Dad saying, when Lose Yourself starts "Turn it up I like this song!". Oh dear father. Though "Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity" is possibly the best bit in a song ever, allmost as good as in Depeche Mode's Everything Counts when they go "IT"S A COMPETIVE WORLD". Dear God, that rocks. I Have Started Saying "Rocks my socks". This is thanks to Michael (from England not Cowwar) who constantly says it. Along with constantly saying Bonza, The Tops and Totally Rockin' (as in "That new Vines song is totally rockin', which I know frightens you to this day Lauren) I use phrases that other people find a bit strange. My fav of course is Bonzariffic, as in "you look totally bonzariffic in that dress man!". Oh shit, Radio Journalism is starting. Fingers crossed we have Liz again! The Cameron Adams Appreciation Society Anymore Cameron Adams fans out there? Email me please! We can start an appreciation society, where we can disect his every word. Like, what did he really mean last December when he said of Selwyns DVD My Thang: "The perfect Christmas Present. For someone you hate." Was he actually trying to get us to buy it because he secretly loves Selwyn? Did he seriously mean we should buy a copy for our worst enemies?. Or was he just trying to fill another few inches with some of his beloved Selwyn slagging? These are things I would like to discuss. (Incidently, he always tries to fit a snide remark about Gareth in the UK chart section of HIT. Hehe, good one Cam.) Are You There Scott Cain? Popstars 3 'winner' Scott Cain has completely disapeared off Planet Pop. His official website has not been updated since his album debuted at 75, then dropped straight out the following week. You can, however order a copy of his September 11 single "Oceans In Between Us". I would really like to, but can't afford the four dollars. However, I would love to know the lyrics, so if anyone knows, email me! Saturday, March 1
Shout Outs And Such! Ms Lauren Setches - Loved your Michael Jackson marathon! Totally bonza! (I see what you mean about Human Nature. That intro of They Don't Care About Us was a bit strange, do you have a special remix I don't? lol, just kidding bud!) Cameron Adams Quote Of The Week! From a review of B*witched's single Rollercoaster, from August 1998 - "You get some free fake B*Witched tattoos, like anyone would want a real one. One star." Remembering Why I Love Gareth Anyone Of Us is my eighth favourite song of all time! Today I was listening to Unchained Melody and someone heard me. I was so ashamed. So I put on Dannii:The Singles. Not much better I know. How Lucky Is This Chick? My new best internet buddy Claire once had a conversation with Noel Gallagher about Britney Spears. How surreal and totally unreal. Best Song Of The Week: Bucks Fizz "Making My mind Up"......"You gotta speed it up, then you gotta slow it down!" How much does this song rock?! What Was That Gaz? Just reading that a while back Gazza pledged to never take part in any stupid photo shoots. Being a popstar, though, stupid photoshots are obligatory. And EVERY photo shoot I have ever seen of Gareth is stupid.
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!:THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe)  There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'?  It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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