Monday, March 31
 
Aria Charts Are In This Morning

Hopefully the best album ever (Delta’s) will be number one. Much hilarity also to see where Mel C will debut. (I think 26)

I forgot to take my Delta album with me yesterday and suffered Delta withdrawal. I was subjected to Good Charlotte all day instead.


Gareth’s Love Pavilion Kelly Osbourne Appreciation Mania (Cos No-one Else Does)
Ten Reasons Kelly O Rocks:
1. She does an uncanny impression of Christina Aguilera singing Silent Night.
2. “My vagina, my business”
3. She threw bread rolls at Richard Wilkin’s head. (Richard Wilkins is a tosser)
4. She likes pink things.
5. And Blondie
6. And Kylie
7. She called Natalie Imbruglia a c*nt on her Australian visit last year (She is)
8. She warbles her way through her album and still makes it sound alright.
9. The Madonna references in the Papa Don’t Preach video.
10. The poor girl’s mother asked Justin T to marry her daughter on national TV. Justin looked horrified. Don’t worry Kel, we still love ya.
<-Ah, legend that she is.








The Best Sunday In Australian TV History.
- Miss USA was on
- The Sunday Footy Show was back
- Critical Mass reviewed Sex & The City
- In Entertainment was anything but, yet still amusing
- The movie Heavy Weights was on! Fat Camp madness aplenty!


Tv Week Is Crucial Reading This Week

They slag off Mel C’s album and there’s a Darryl Summers profile.