Gareth’s Love Pavilion Kelly Osbourne Appreciation Mania - Belated Entry

Can't quite believe I missed this one. The Truly Mighty Kelly Osbourne is my idol, higher up on my Mighty List Of Mighty Things (it exsists) than even The Mighty Pete Burns.

Reasons Why Kelly Osbourne Is Ace:

1. Her album, Shut Up!, is truly the greatest album to come out of a reality TV show.
2. In the dressing room scenes of the Papa Don't Preach video there is an Italian Girls Do It Better tee-shirt. How bonza.
3. She lists The Mighty Debbie Harry, Our Glorius Leader Madonna and The Really Quite Excellent Cyndi Lauper as her idols.
4. Her "people" are really nice, and send her fans free Osbournes DVD's (her fans, being from Britain - where American DVD's don't work - can't actually play them. But it's the thought that counts. Her fans realise this, and they are very greatful).
5. She has ace hair and clothes.
6. When someone gives her a nasty review, her Mum The Mighty Sharon sends them scathing letters. (see: reason 7)
7. She doesn't like The So-Unmighty-It-Hurts Louie Walsh (whose name I cannot spell).
8. She doesn't like Xtina, who is a slag, and can't spell.
9. She is beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring her down.
10. She knows she's only famous because of The Osbournes. She doesn't really care.

All hail the The Mighty Princess Of Darkness!