Thursday, March 27
 
Crystal is useless.

Despite being ace, Crystal has told us that Dr. Kennedy has an official website, without giving us the link. How unbonza. I rejoice at the news that he's recorded an anti-war song. How hilarious. He had a "singing career" (using both words in the loosest way possible, of course) when it was still cool for a soapstar to go pop (ie. a really long time ago). He might have filmed a video in The Kennedy's shed.

(Lol, the link to download it is here)