Life Is A Slow Bus Ride
The best bit of the Ronan book is his name in sparkly letters on the front. Completly ruined by his smug face of course, but still. The next best thing is the hilarious Boyzone pics inside. The most fun bit, however, is picking which bits Ronan wrote, and which bit his professional writer 'friend' wrote.
Professional writer: "The evening before comes back to me with all its mixed emotions. It had been a strange night of highs and lows. It had almost felt like the end of an era..."
Ronan: "If a Martian had landed and infiltrated last night, he would surely have reported 'These Earthlings are very, very strange beings."

I flicked to the last page to see how he ends it. It is worse than I could of imagined. The last line is: "Our little daughter finally entered the world. I cried my eyes out when I saw her, she was so perfect and so beautiful. Our little Marie."

Popstars should not be allowed to write books or albums immediately following the birth of a child. And Ronan shouldn't be allowed to do either, at any time.