Saturday, March 22
 
I'm drinking a soy latte...But i'm not downloading your single:

Not strictly Gareth related (read: not Gareth related at all), (It rarely is) but it amused me, and I thought it was worth a mention. Perhaps catching on to Michael Jackson's bugging of "X-Cape", Our Glorius Leader has sent out a false file claiming to be "American Life". Pop fans attempting to download Madonna's new single from file sharing programmes such as Kazaa will be rewarded with three minutes worth of buzzing, along with a message from her Madgesty.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

"American Life" will be out before long. It's ace. So will her album. That'll be ace too. I'm drunk.

(Lets fucking hope its good)