Monday, March 24
 
Kids And Television

Just when I thought nothing could match the hilarity of the contestants on Pick Your Face, last night I caught a new reality show on the ABC called Frountier House. One of the kids who I have named Super Mario, because he wouldn't shut up about missing his nintendo, gave the following hilarious speech at the end of his long hard first day:

Tearyly, "Today was the worst day of my life. I fell off a wagon, I got bitten by a dog, I lost my worm"

Yes, I think we all know what that feels like.