Comes With A Free....Notepad
Delta's album is out this week, and there is a special edition with a bonus DVD and a, erm, notepad. Being a total sucker for a special edition I had to get it, though not before some serious shopping around. It was a ridiculous $38 at Sanity, but good old K-Mart had copies for $27. The DVD is crap, the notepad useless, but the album itself is bloody good. The reason: Half the tracks are written by Gary Barlow and Elliot Kennedy. They aren't the best tracks however, the best ones are the singles, which Delta co-wrote. The worst are, of course, the two she wrote entirely by herself. Anyway, the Barlow/Kennedy tracks rock, though Gary has delivered his trademark bad lyrics which I personally would have refused to sing. Good tunes nonetheless.

It's Dannii Day!
Top 10 Reasons Dannii Is Better Than Kylie:
1. She has a personality.
2. She sings a song about vibrators.
3. More dramatic image changes.
4. Emma would have kicked Charlenes arse.
5. They both have songs called All I Wanna Do, but Dannii's is slightly better.
6. Young Talent Time
7. She was famous first you know.
8. Shameless enough to release the god-awful Coconut as a single.
9. When Kylie went indie Dannii was still ultra ultra crap, like a good little popstar.
10. This Is It video.

The Book Sure Is A Load Of Crap
I'm only up to chapter 3. I hate Ronan even more than I did before, and I didn't think that was possible. I cannot believe one man can love himself as much as he does. So far, he has said basically:
- Boyzone were ok, but I am great
- My solo album is the most important piece work the music industry has ever seen
- I drink you know
- Really
- 'Liam Gallagher eat your heart out'
- Did you know I like a drink?
- I was naughty when I was little
- I bash people
- Everyone liked me but
- I was the star footballer
- I'll bash you if you disagree
- I never went to school much I was so bad
- Everyone calls me Ro
- Once I got suspended!
- Thats cos I'm hard
- And talented