Monday, March 24
 
I always thought Sarah-Lou was a minger

Much excitement abound for one so wrapped up in Queer Culture as myself, for the Corrie writers have taken a leaf out of Ivan Shapovalov's book. Yes, my dear, dear Gareth fans, Todd Grimshaw (played by Bruno Langley) - for I think that is his name, although I'm not particularly interested - is to become the soaps first gay character. How bonza. (Let's face it, anyone who saw "Star's In Their Eyes Soapstars Special Presented By The Lovely, Lovely Davina McCall" must have seen this coming. And pissed themselves laughing at the Kelly Osbourne-a-like, who was ace).