Monday, March 17
 
Not completely useless
First off, let me apologise for being completely useless with regards to posting at this blog. No excuses. Now let us begin.
In all likelihood, The Mighty Gareth will be number one this afternoon. And, in all likelihood, the radio will play the "unclean" version of Spirit In The Sky, featuring the "hilarious" Kumar family. This will make me very cross.
Right we are, I'm off to Google "Guy's Next Door" and find out who in the name of Our Glorious Leader (how do you spell "Madonna"?) they are.