Sunday, November 30

Who Will Win?........
 


Revealed tomorrow. (Possibly)

Top 5 Best Bits On Body Language
 


1. Woohoo!
2. Do you wanna hear me sing pop?
3. Slap the high hat in, put the fairlight on the track
4. Take it down, down.
5. Read.My.Body.Language

Plus the rap in Secret and the 3:09 mark in Chocolate. This album just brings the bonza.


Stop The Kylie Backlash!
 


Why is the whole world hating Kylie all of a sudden? She's still the ruler of bonza town. I personally promise to not say a bad word about Kylie from this point onwards, and to support her no matter how much she flops.

In other news....I am so stuck on Album Of The Year.

Actually, I know Peaches and Delta have to go, because they are just making up the numbers until the big three can battle it out. So, see ya later ladies, thanks for all the great tunes!



Ok, so now it's completely even between Madonna American Life, Kylie Body Language and Liz Phair Liz Phair. We need some sort of process or something to decide, because I really can't.


Saturday, November 29

Justin Timberlake
 


I was just thinking about the fuckload of singles JT's released since he went solo. 7 all up, and 6 this year.

Three of them were really awesome:

- Cry Me A River
- Work It
- Rock Your Body

And three of them were really shit:

- Where Is The Love
- I'm Lovin It
- Senorita


Top 6 Best Bits In Justin Timberlake Songs:

1. Drums.
2. You dont have to say. What you did. I already know. I found out from hiiiiim.
3. It feels like something's heatin' up, can I leave with you? Ladies!
4. Gentlemen goodnight, Ladies good mornin'
5. How Heavy Is That?
6. It's just Justin

I actually can't wait for Justin's next album. I have a feeling it's going to be the most awesome album of all time.

The Most Annoying Thing About Kylie
 


And RE: the post below - Kylie is so not cool dude. I don't know where you get that from.

Ok, the most annoying things about Kylie are her spastic robot moves and her nasal vocals. Money Can't Buy, The MTV awards and various other public appearances of late have reminded me of this. Dance and sing normally Kylie! It can't be that hard.

And do you know what Kylie song is the most annoying? I hate to say this, because I love it, but Put Yourself In my Place. I was playing Hits+ (great album) and I was thinking about why I always skip the song, even though it's bonza. And it's because of the HIGHLY irritating way she screeches the chorus. It's SO Mel C. Actually, the entire song could suit Mel C quite well actually, and she wasn't even invented in 1994!

But back to the vocals on PYIMP. It's so very unnecessary the way she screeches 'No the circle won't come around!' It would sound so much nicer if she just sung it normally. Ruins the whole thing.

Friday, November 28

READ MY...:
 
Crystal: Did I Actually SAY Body Language Was Going To Win?.

Very nearly. And it can't! Because I haven't bought it yet. Because I've bought albums by Nelly Furtado, Pet Shop Boys, Katie Melua (I'm taking it back, don't worry) and Michael Fucking Jackson since Body Language was released. And because I have Will's album above Body Language on my list of things to get me for my birthday if I haven't already bought them before December 11th (there's a subtle hint there, should you care to read between the lines).

Because Kylie is cool.

And that's crap.

RAMSAY STREET OBSERVATIONS:
 
- Everybody in Ramsay Street has the same ringtone on their mobile telephone. Honestly.
- Lyn works as a hairdresser. When was the last time you saw somebody on Neighbours having their hair cut? It's a conspiracy!
- Steph is crap, isn't she?
- Oh, and so is the evil witch mum, Summer's mates mum.

WORST Album Of The Year
 
Just for a change of pace, let's decide what the WORST album of the year is!

The nominees are:



Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Shoot From The Hip
Boomkat - Boomkatalog One
Mis-teeq - Eye Candy
Amiel - Audio Out

The nominees most certainly are not:



Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Shoot From The Hip

(Michael, you are so predictable, I swear. - Crystal Who DID Include Shoot From The Hip)

And the winner is:



Boomkat Boomkatalog One. It's really not very good.

Michael: I'd like to apologise for Crystal's lapse in good taste. Clearly, Mis-Teeq are the spawn of Satan, and Amiel isn't even exciting enough to be the spawn of Satan, but Sophie? Sophie is the spawn of Janet Ellis. Janet Ellis! And her album's great.

Hey Folks, It's Time For A New Segment We Like To Call:
 


Every week Gino tell us all the things we aren't supposed to know about one of our favourite Ramsay St residents. This week - It's Lyn Scully's turn.



'I know Lyn Scully well, as she runs my salon A Good Hair Day and I am Godfather to her baby son Oscar. Everyone knows that Lyn is a great hairdresser, and a top mum to five unruly kids, but did you also know that...

- Some of Lyn's clothes are made from real animals! Lyn hides the receipts so Joe will never know how much she spends! Oh yeah, and she doesn't tell the animal rights groups either. Shhh...

- Lyn uses 27 different shades of hair dye on her hair!

- Whilst he was in 'England!', Lyn completely forgot her son Jack existed! That sure was embarrassing when he showed up!

- To annoy Lori, Lyn used to put one and a half spoons of sugar in her coffee, instead of two like Lori requested! That sure was sneaky, and Lori never found out!

- Lyn's favourite TV show is Punk'd with Aston Kutcher, but if she gets caught watching it she changes the channel fast! But I've caught her, having a laugh at practical jokes!

- Lyn has a small crush on Stuart Parker, and sometimes she slashes her own car tyres, just so she has an excuse to go to the garage!

Well, those are all the shocking true facts I know about Lyn Scully. Next time - all the scandalous goss on another Ramsay St resident! I hear it all you know!

xx Gino

More than we ever needed to know about Lyn Scully, I'm sure! Thanks a heap Gino!

Did I Actually SAY Body Language Was Going To Win?
 
No, I only hinted at it.

It's still undecided anyway! So, it's time for our next 'vote-off':

Sadly, it's Pink Try This.



It's an awesome album, and maybe if her name was Kylie or Madonna she might have won. But it isn't.

5 TO GO. We've Got Peaches, Delta, Liz, Madge and Kylie left...

TOP FIVE FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT ME:
 
Because I'm feeling self-indulgent, and in the mood for a rant. And because I have two free lessons last thing on a Thursday, and feel really useless. And because I can.

1. I've just cut my finger, and bled more blood than is in my body all over my personal statement. Perhaps it's a sign (of what, I can't be sure).
2. I find it very difficult walking in a straight line.
3. I feel stupid saying Hello! to people, and always feel I should stop and have a little chat.
4. I'm usually late for things.
5. I fucking hate stupid people, who discuss mobile telephones.

RING, RING:
 
I've just sat for the last half hour next to three people, huddled around a computer screen, looking at a picture of a mobile telephone. A phone!

I'm not sure that I'm going to last the year at school.

ALBUMS OF 2003 THAT ARE BETTER THAN BODY LANGUAGE - PART ONE:
 

Patrick Wolf - Lycanthropy.

Thursday, November 27

WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY:
 
Poor Australia. Not only did they lose the tennis or the cricket or the rugby or something*, but they also have to endure The Sleepover Club when they get in from school. Which is a shame, because after school television in the UK is fantastic!

3:45 - Arthur. Arthur is a genius, and DW is a huge legend. Although they seem to be chopping the episodes up at the moment, and playing them in a different order, so that we don't realise that they're being repeated. But we do! Still, we're not that botherd.
4:30 - My Parents Are Aliens. I think I'm in love with Sophie.
Best Line In A Song Ever: Lucille, social freak. Brian - genius.
5:00 - Byker Grove used to be on, but now it is not. Blue Peter is sometimes good. SmART is not.
5:25 - Newsround. The executive producer on Newsround is called Sinead Rocks.
5:35 - Neighbours!
6:00 - Sometimes I watch The Salon, sometimes I watch The Simpsons. Unless I'm out, being glamorous and exciting.

* - Since when do British people care about rugby?

Album Of The Year - Who's Still Left?
 
Well, I'll tell you:



It's getting way too hard now, which is why we haven't gotten rid of one for a couple of days. We WILL make a decision later on though, and to be honest, it'll probably be Pink. There's not a lot of surprises on Kylie's Love Pavilion is there? Oops, I may have said too much.

'So come on and Sleep-oh-oh-oh-over, and everything will be alright...'
 


From Val:

'Hey, i know u dont want emails about the sleepover club but im gonna do it anyway... i actually know one of the girls in the show but im with u and think the show and the acting really fucking sucks. its the cheesyest pathetic excuse for a childrens show and i hope its gets taken of tv soon because hearing those girls voices after i come home from skool is making me wanna start banging my head against a wall just so i cant hear it anymore'

Well, word.

And yeah, the amount of e-mails I get about the Sleepover Club is a little ridiculous, but I suppose if you agree with me it's alright. Though I wouldn't complain about a little grammar and sentence structure...

Wednesday, November 26

BEING BORED:
 
Every so often I'll post a list of things that I like, and things that I don't like. Since I've decided that today is Positivity Day (possibly due to the fact that I was sitting in front of somebody smoking pot on the bus this morning - passively high!), I'm going to post things that I like. Because I can.

- The night time.
- Shopping for records.
- Buying pop records in independant record shops.
- Trains.
- England.
- Grocery shopping after dark.
- Riding in cars with boys.
- Rudolph Nureyev.
- Eccentrics.
- The midlands (James, you are a genius!).
- Patrick Wolf.
- Pet Shop Boys, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Madonna, No Doubt, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kate Bush, Le Tigre, Bjork, Daphne, Celeste, Dead Or Alive.
- Listing things as if they make any sense together, when they really, really don't.
- Books.
- Books about pop music.
- Writing.
- Researching things.

Best E-mail Ever
 


Even though I removed my e-mail address from the We Hate The Sleepover Club site, I've still gotten three more e-mails over it. I obviously have to remove the links and my real name as well.

Anyway, even though this person was trying to abuse me and defend the show, they inadvertently made some hilarious points which back up what I've said:

'Listen up! This whole i hate the sleepover club thing is ok, but you've taken it too far

I'll have you know it ain't the actors who suck- but the filming and the directors.

My acting teacher is the brother that was in the band- yeh the one with the bad accent

They made him put on that pathetic accent

The show was so pov they made him take his own clothes, so you can only assuming other ways the cut corners

But i agree with u- the accents have got to go

i know a lot of ppl on the show and im sure they all watch it now and regret being on it'


Ha!

Tuesday, November 25

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!:
 


MICHAEL'S TOP FIVE SONGS OFF OF POPART:

1. I Get Along - yes, really.
2. Being Boring.
3. New York City Boy/Paris City Boy.
4. West End Girls - as if it ain't obvious.
5. It's A Sin.

BEST B-SIDE EVER SINCE THE EARTH SHOOK THE DEVIL'S HAND:

We're The Pet Shop Boys - 'Every thought of fashion is a crime/Every boy is just a waste of time'.

Genius.

Monday, November 24

THE SUGABABES:
 
Have no place on the Album Of The Year shortlist, especially given that In The Zone, Neon Nights and Lizzie McGuire's albums have been voted off before it.

Three is shit.

EDIT:

ALRIGHT THEN:



They're gone. - Crystal

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
 
Shouldn't you be out buying PopArt?

GIRLS ALLOWED?:

You have to go too Girls Aloud! The thing with this album is, it's logically really excellent. There are no really bad songs, it contains two of the best songs EVER, and it's everything a pop album should be. And yet, I don't really like it all that much. Go figure. - The Mighty Crystal

Never was a truer word spoken. As much as I love Nicola and co., I very rarely listen to the album. I'm not even sure I'd be able to recite the lyrics to more than three or four of the songs, and learning lyrics is something which I pride myself upon.

HOWEVER:

If Body Language is the album of the year, I will eat my own hair eat an extremely large cake, shaped like my hair, and tasting of pineapple.

Shoot From The Hip knocks spots off anything Kylie has done, ever (Except Light Years, homo-erotica, and her live shows).

LIVE!:

Speaking of live shows, is Her Royal Holiness touring Body Language? Because I'd quite like to go and see her.

ROXANNE:

It frustrates me that people speak of Roxanne off Pop Idol as being some kind of miracle, and her being voted off as being an insult to modern music, because Roxanne off Pop Idol is shit - she's incredibly bland, she's not that impressive a singer (not that it matters, but people are using her mighty set of pipes as an excuse to herald her the greatest thing since Madonna in a can, so I thought I'd point out that she is, clearly, a poor man's Whitney, and, since nobody is particularly interested in the rich man's Whitney, she has no place on planet Pop Idol), and she wears stupid clothes.

SUSANNE:

Is ace, and should win. Unless Sam does. He's ace as well (albeit incredibly bland).

Best Single Of The Year That Wasn't Actually Released
 


Words cannot express how great this song is.

Oh wait, it 'sounds like Steps' does it? No.

Oh, then the 'filmclip has a bit of a jaunty Steps vibe to it' does it? No.

Yeah, it's nothing like Steps.

DOUBLE VISION:
 
It WILL be Spiceworld. It will NOT be Seeing Double - which is a shame, really, because Seeing Double was surprisingly good. It has Gareth in it, and was funny.

THE HOT LIST - AN SCLUB SPECIAL:

SClub Things That Are Hot:

Rachel's new single; Rachel's old single; Calvin; Calvin's hair; The 'Ate; Seeing Double; Aaron; The Greatest Hits album.

SClub Things That Are Not:

Rachel; The albums - they were all shit; The 'Ate's album - it's not very good; The stupid vocoder that's all over the Sundown album.

Sunday, November 23

Worse Shows Than The Sleepover Club
 
Because I've remembered there are some.

I've obviously repressed all memories of this show, but if you think I get annoyed over The Sleepover Club, it had nothing on William's Wish Wellingtons.



My God, this show was SO annoying. That little twerp William never made a single good wish. I mean, if you had 'Wish Wellingtons', which as far as I know had unlimited wish granting abilities, why wouldn't you wish for something apart from, like, a ball to play with?

Also, I always thought if I had Wish Wellingtons, my first wish would be to turn them into something that I could actually wear, maybe like a necklace or something, or just anything that wasn't a fucking ugly pair of gumboots. Which leads to the point that if this show was re-made for an aussie audience it would need to be called Gary's Great Gumboots or something, and then there wouldn't be any wishes, and thus no point.

Ok, there is only one show that is more irritating than WWW and The Sleepover Club combined. That show is so-called 'Fireman' Sam.



Fireman Sam has never put out a fire in his life. And ok, I concede that there are only so many fires that would happen in a small plasticine town, but what was the point of Fireman Sam? Even when the so-called 'hero next door' would do things during the episode, they were nothing that even remotely needed a fireman involved.

It's the lies I don't like. And the stupidity.

Album Of The Year - Double Eviction
 
We've gotta get this show on the road, and seeing as I already pretty much know what the top 5 are going to be, we have to get rid of the others.

So, let's pretend that we're music snobs and get rid of anyone that came out of a reality pop show. That means YOU Gareth.



Gareth Gates is of course the patron saint of this site, and it IS his Love Pavilion. And Go Your Own Way is not only a very inspirational title, but a very good album. It's also a concept album, split into two discs - Day and Night. It's really much too difficult to explain what the difference is between the two, because there aren't any.



You have to go too Girls Aloud! The thing with this album is, it's logically really excellent. There are no really bad songs, it contains two of the best songs EVER, and it's everything a pop album should be. And yet, I don't really like it all that much. Go figure.

Well, that's it - only 7 albums left! Who on earth's going to go next? I'm pretty sure it's the Sugababes. Couldn't tell you at this stage, as it's a shock surprise!

Misheard Kylie Lyrics
 


First of all, let me just say that Body Language is well on it's way to becoming Album Of The Year (double eviction later!). But, if you've ever listened to Still Standing you'll know that the lyrics in the chorus are pretty incomprehensible. And that is stupid, because as it turns out, I was missing out on really ace lyrics.

Not that I wasn't making my own ones up. This is what I thought they were:

'Do you wanna M.C?
Cos it's Dolce & Gabbana
Guess who's fucking too?'


Now those are pretty good. But completely wrong. But, the real ones are bonza:

'Do you wanna hear me sing Pop?
Cos I don't think I wanna stop
Guess who's back on top?'


I can't believe I didn't know that she was saying 'Do you wanna hear me sing pop?' That line rules. STILL sounds like 'Guess who's fucking too' though.

Saturday, November 22

The Snooze Team
 


I think I'm going to take the We Hate The Sleepover Club site off the web. I'm not sure if someone linked to it from a pro-SC site or what, but overnight I received not one, not two, not three, but fourteen offensive e-mails over the thing. They are just annoying to read.

These are the 'best' ones:

'You guys are thick in the head. If I saw you in real life I would give you a nice kick in the head'

'if u h8 em, u h8 em...leave it at dat...my god...n u say dat Linz is da worst blah blah...well,
she is da best actress of em all'

'i just thought u would tell u how much of dumfuks u r...'

'...the sleepover club rocks and your just jealous that you dont
have friends like them'

'You know what? If you think that the
Sleepover Club is so crap why don't you go say it to their faces. Just cos u
don't live in a cool mansion (you probably live in a trash can)* doesn't mean you
have to get all bitchy about'

' ACTUALLY LOVE THE SLEEPOVER CLUB. I WATCH
IT EVERY DAY AND LOVE IT. FRANKIE, FLISS, ROSIE, KENNY, & LYNDZ ARE ALL
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL. AND IF U DONT THINK SO THEN DONT WATCH IT & DONT
COMPLAIN ABOUT IT OK!'

' u have better things 2 do than write about y u hate 'the
sleepover club' i dont like passions but i dont make up websites complaining.'

'THIS SITE IS SOOOO MEAN!
One of my friends is on the show and I find that rude that you have made a
website about how much you hate it!'

* Yes alright, I admit I do.


But I mean...whatever. I find it depressing that there are so many morons out there. I'm going over right now to turn the e-mail function off so that I don't have to hear from any more of them.


Holly Crap!
 


Mercury 4 have a new song out!

It's called '5 Years From Now' and in the filmclip they are at their 'Class of 99' reunion. Not only is that not five years from NOW, but it was only four years AGO.

But anyway, it's really bad. And yet good. I might buy it.

Pizza
LIFE MECHANICS:
 
With Michael.

Things I Have Learned This Week:

- When meeting buff hotties in the capital, it's probably best to be talkative, lest you come across as being boring, and a tad creepy.
- When meeting buff hotties in the capital, it's probably best not to wear a monstrous coat that you bought in Pikey Central for ten pounds, because you will be all hot and botherd, and your hair will go frizzy on the train.
- Josh has a nice scarf, and is ace.
- Steve is every bit as lovely as he comes across.
- The Michael Jackson/SONY Sucks Conspiracy Theory.

Michael's New Celebrity Chums Part One:

- On the train back from the capital, The Twins from season one of The Salon sat behind me! One of them was chatting on the phone to her dearest beloved. They'd been to a children's hospital, to cheer the children up, the lovely things.

Michael's New Celebrity Chums Part Two:

- On the train back from the capital, The Twins from season one of The Salon sat behind me - and their mum sat next to me! But then she moved away. But, still, how fantastic!

Life Mechanics:

- Started last night. Sky hasn't been on for ages.

Friday, November 21

I'mupagainstthepeakertryinatakeonethemusicits-
likeacompetitonlyricisthebeatiwannagetinthezone
 


After months of slagging off this album before it was even released, now that is has been released we haven't said a word. Is that because we've been silenced by it's excellence? Perhaps...

Top Five Songs On In The Zone:

1. Breathe On Me
2. Everytime
3. Toxic
4. Touch Of My Hand
5. Outrageous

There are a couple of other good ones too, but there are also way too many bad songs. Therefore, In The Zone is being eliminated from album of year!

Only nine to go now...

Thursday, November 20

'You always dress in yellow, when you wanna dress in gold...'
 
'...Instead of listening to your heart you do just what you're told'



Sadly, Metamorphosis is biding us farewell. It really has some tops songs on it, such as Why Not Take A Crazy Chance Why Not Do A Crazy Dance, So Yesterday and The Math, which has the great line:

'If you can't do the math, then get out of the equation!'

For what it's worth, the best song is Love Just Is which is a ballad, and which rules.

See ya Hilary!

Shocked.
 


Guy made a joke! A funny joke! Well, relatively funny.

'I'm shaving my head in three days...' *stunned reaction from crowd* '.....Just kidding!'

Ha, good one Guy!


Alright, more shocking: The Sleepover Club was good today. They addressed some Serious Issues, and there was even traces of actual good acting. And during a scene at the school, a girl walked up to them and called them the 'Snooze Team'. That girl is a comedic genius. I also like that the M & M's call them the 'Leftover Club'. Is there even any point teasing this show when they do it so brilliantly themselves?

HiT & MiSS
 


Cameron Adams had a strange lapse in taste today where Kylie was concerned. First of all - he gave Body Language four stars. Now, as much as you love Kylie, Body Language is not worth four stars.

(Unless it is. I'm just saying, BL has definitely gotten better, and if it keeps it up, it could even take out album of the year. But at this stage: 4 stars? Insane)

Anyway, the review was wrong wrong wrong. It said I Feel For You was a good song? That song is straight from hell. And he liked SOMEDAY?

However, the review DID start with the sentence: 'Dannii Minogue must be spewing', which was brilliant for all sorts of reasons all of which involve the word 'spewing'.

BUT THEN. In his cover story on Kylie, Cameron Adams said One Boy Girl was 'dire.' THAT IS WRONG INFORMATION. One Boy Girl is my fave Kylie non-single, and there is no way it's anything even resembling dire.

'Hey Yo Kylie!'
'Mmm hmm?'
'What's up with this One Boy Girl thing?'
'Well....'
'Let me break it down like that!'


Best bit. In a Kylie song. Ever.

Wednesday, November 19

'Congratulations' Guy
 


Our entrant for World Idol....fantastic....

The Romance Continues...Digitally!
 
Millsy has just been on the news, saying that Paris is back in LA, but that she has sent him an e-mail!

Now of course what we're all wondering is, did she use Britney Spears lyrics, like normal people?



Oh good, she did.

Album Of The Year
 
It's time to narrow the field for album of the year, so we are going to have to say goodbye to one of our fine albums...



They've all been great, but really, we have to get rid of:



Neon Nights is a tops album, for sure, but it's certainly not album of the year. I Begin To Wonder will almost certainly be in the Top 5 singles of the year though, so Dannii can at least console herself with that.

So, that leaves us with 11 albums! Who will be going next? Hillary Duff It's definitely not been decided yet, so watch out!

Shit
 
We had literally forgotten it was the Australian Idol finale tonight.



It's all a bit pointless anyway, seeing as they'll both put albums out, and fail. What WILL be good though, is that tonight is going to be a bit of a Young Talent Time-esque bonzanza of singing, dancing and light entertainment, with some of the former contestants coming back to rock the Opera House.

And on Monday boys and girls? Angels Brought Me Here hits the shelves! CAN'T WAIT.

Tuesday, November 18

Album Of The Year....
 
Now that all the good albums of the year have finally been released, we can set about the important business of deciding which one is the best!

Here we have the definitive shortlist of 12. I know Michael will cry about Sophie E-B not being there, and I myself was crying over the non-inclusion of Holly Valance, but there's no point in including albums that have no chance of winning. All albums in the final 12 are possible winners, as they are all truly bonza.



In a Pop Idol Bark Off style elimination process, we will be removing albums one at a time until we are left with the best one. So which one will be going first? Answer later!

BEST BRITNEY SONGS: Part Three
 
I Run Away is - hands down - her best work. It has computer-y bits - in a ballad!

JUNIOR EUROVISION - BEST IDEA EVER!
 
I want to move to Greece!

THINGS I FEEL OBLIGED TO BUY, BUT DON'T REALLY WANT:
 
- Body Language.
- In The Zone.
- Try This.

Monday, November 17

....Wait, I Already Am
 
I love D-Side's version of Invisible, so I knew Clay Aiken's version would be even better.


How can you choose?

Well, if not better, then JUST AS GOOD. It's such a great song it doesn't matter who sings it.

Uh-Oh
 


Body Language isn't actually that bad. It sounds a lot better on CD and in the stereo and it's definitely a grower. You may remember our old theory that Kylie isn't allowed to make an album with more than 4 good songs on it. We tested it and found it was true, she had never done it.

The good news is - On Body Language there are possibly five good songs. That is a new record for Kylie. Of course, there are the usual bunch of duds, but we've come to expect that.

To measure the tracks on Body Language, here is The bonz-o-meter:



FUCKING BRILLIANT:

SECRET (TAKE YOU HOME)
CHOCOLATE
SLOW

QUITE GOOD:

RED BLOODED WOMAN/GANGSTA'S PARADISE
SWEET MUSIC

SORT OF ALRIGHT:

SLO MOTION
LOVING DAYS
AFTER DARK
OBSESSION
STILL STANDING

HEAPS SHIT:

I FEEL FOR YOU
PROMISES
SOMEDAY


That's not bad for a Kylie album.

Later on - we might get the bonz-o-meter out to test the Britney album! We bought that too, and there is bad news...