Saturday, November 22

LIFE MECHANICS:
 
With Michael.

Things I Have Learned This Week:

- When meeting buff hotties in the capital, it's probably best to be talkative, lest you come across as being boring, and a tad creepy.
- When meeting buff hotties in the capital, it's probably best not to wear a monstrous coat that you bought in Pikey Central for ten pounds, because you will be all hot and botherd, and your hair will go frizzy on the train.
- Josh has a nice scarf, and is ace.
- Steve is every bit as lovely as he comes across.
- The Michael Jackson/SONY Sucks Conspiracy Theory.

Michael's New Celebrity Chums Part One:

- On the train back from the capital, The Twins from season one of The Salon sat behind me! One of them was chatting on the phone to her dearest beloved. They'd been to a children's hospital, to cheer the children up, the lovely things.

Michael's New Celebrity Chums Part Two:

- On the train back from the capital, The Twins from season one of The Salon sat behind me - and their mum sat next to me! But then she moved away. But, still, how fantastic!

Life Mechanics:

- Started last night. Sky hasn't been on for ages.