Monday, November 17

Uh-Oh
 


Body Language isn't actually that bad. It sounds a lot better on CD and in the stereo and it's definitely a grower. You may remember our old theory that Kylie isn't allowed to make an album with more than 4 good songs on it. We tested it and found it was true, she had never done it.

The good news is - On Body Language there are possibly five good songs. That is a new record for Kylie. Of course, there are the usual bunch of duds, but we've come to expect that.

To measure the tracks on Body Language, here is The bonz-o-meter:



FUCKING BRILLIANT:

SECRET (TAKE YOU HOME)
CHOCOLATE
SLOW

QUITE GOOD:

RED BLOODED WOMAN/GANGSTA'S PARADISE
SWEET MUSIC

SORT OF ALRIGHT:

SLO MOTION
LOVING DAYS
AFTER DARK
OBSESSION
STILL STANDING

HEAPS SHIT:

I FEEL FOR YOU
PROMISES
SOMEDAY


That's not bad for a Kylie album.

Later on - we might get the bonz-o-meter out to test the Britney album! We bought that too, and there is bad news...