Friday, November 28

TOP FIVE FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT ME:
 
Because I'm feeling self-indulgent, and in the mood for a rant. And because I have two free lessons last thing on a Thursday, and feel really useless. And because I can.

1. I've just cut my finger, and bled more blood than is in my body all over my personal statement. Perhaps it's a sign (of what, I can't be sure).
2. I find it very difficult walking in a straight line.
3. I feel stupid saying Hello! to people, and always feel I should stop and have a little chat.
4. I'm usually late for things.
5. I fucking hate stupid people, who discuss mobile telephones.