Monday, May 24

Shocked & Speechless.
 


You will never believe what I came across whilst doing a Google search on 'Girlfriend'.

One of Claire's old 411mania columns.

Ahem...

'Love forever: Tori Amos, Blur, Catatonia, Air, Ash, Elastica, Girlfriend, Kylie, and Britney'

I am literally shocked to my very foundations. That certainly differs from you opinion not three weeks ago:

'I still hate Blur...they just piss me off with that jaunty (in a bad way!) cockney crap'

Care to explain?

And then there's THIS:

'Love Now: The Streets, Shakira, Ms Dynamite, The Cooper Temple Clause, Mis-Teeq, The White Stripes,'

THE STREETS AND THE WHITE STRIPES? I think someone was trying to be cool and telling giant fibs.

And I'm just going to pretend I never read this bit:

'Hate Now: Motor Ace, George, Oasis (sorry Noel)'

Sorry Noel indeed.

Explain yourself girl! I have no idea what is going on!