Thursday, May 27

Pit Stop
 
We're just pulling over for a coffee and a quick chat!



Crystal: So Stu, I know you're currently on the road trip of a lifetime, but this afternoon on Neighbours in your totally real life, you managed to sit for your final Police exam?
Stu: Yes I did.
Crystal: Good luck Stu! I hope they let you into the group!
Stu: Thanks. And Crystal, didn't you have something else to say?
Crystal: Yes Stu. A little while ago I realised it is hilarious that your last name is 'Parker'.
Stu: It's appropriate.
Crystal: It sure is!
Stu: Was there anything else you wanted to say?
Crystal: ... Well, I would like to mention that I always found it somewhat ironic that the collapse of Life Mechanics forced you to live in your car.



Stu: I was quite literally in the parking lot of life.

Damon: Anything you wanted to say to me?
Crystal: Yes. Apparently on Rove on Tuesday night, Craig from The Vines wore a Think Tank t-shirt
Damon: What a legend
Crystal: This really makes me far more excited than it should, seeing as it's a past event, that occurred on a TV show I never saw, and will have no impact on my life whatsoever.
Damon: But you want to go buy a Vines album now don't you?
Crystal: Yes.