ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES 'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way. One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life My friends were all pretty surportive Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Wednesday, May 19
It's Time For An ALL NEW AND IMPROVED Episode Of... Damon Albarn's Harbor! 'Some days we've got a new attitude, Some days we've got a fresh new start, Some days we're just cooking up some jaunty vibes, and feeling great!' Damon: G'day kids! We've got an all new and improved harbor for you now! No more grumpiness, no more grudges...happy times for all! Let's see who who our first guest is today! Damon: Fantastic! It's Stu & The Police, promoting their brand new single 'The Laws Of Love'! Welcome to the show Stu! Stu: Thanks for having us Damon. Damon: No problem whatsoever! Would you like to head on over to the stage to perform the song now? Stu: Sounds good. Damon: Okay, here they are, Stu & The Police, performing their new single 'The Laws Of Love': 'When I brought you in for questioning Your guilty heart showed through But even though you were the perpetrator I was a suspect too I was an innocent victim, until... I was proved guilty of loving you. The first law of love is - Don't break my heart The second law of love is - Don't tear me apart The third law of love is - Forever be true But if the laws of love are broken Then I will arrest you I thought our hearts Were handcuffed together...' Damon: Yeah alright, I think we'll stop it there. Stu: We're only half way through the second verse! Damon: Yeah, well that's all I want to hear. I'll tell you what should be illegal - that song. Stu: I think you're headed down the highway for a kick in the head... Damon: That's it for this episode. See you next time kids. "The Laws Of Love" (BMG) In Stores Monday
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!: THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe) There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'? It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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