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ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES  'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way.  One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life  My friends were all pretty surportive 
Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car  Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police 
And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Thursday, May 27
First Stop - HiTville! 
Crystal: Here we are guys! What a fun place to visit for the first stop of our reunion tour. 
Damon: I feel a little bit like I've died and gone to heaven. Crystal: In many ways you have. But the God here actually walks the earth. Damon: Well, let's have a little travel around shall we? Stu: Seatbelts on! (Short traveling time) 
Crystal: Here we are at the statue of the Avril Lavigne Album Review. Damon: What does it say? Crystal: The inscription says 'Believe it or not, Avril Lavigne deserves respect...has effectively added five years to her career' Damon: And there's a track-by-track review? Crystal: Yes, I was surprised. He really likes it. Damon: And what do YOU think of the album Crystal? Crystal: Glad you asked Damon. I love it. I recommend it to anyone. Stu: Time to hit the road! 
Crystal: Ooh, we've reached the cave of The Dissociatives Interview... Damon: What's with all the statues and caves? This is a crappy trip. When are we getting to Africa? Crystal: Later. What's important here is that Cameron 'God of all mankind' Adams compares The Dissociatives to your band Gorillaz. Damon: Yeah, the fucking rip-offs. Crystal: Daniel Johns does say he thinks Gorillaz were 'fucking genius' though. Damon: Well obviously he does. And hang on Crystal, haven't YOU compared Gorillaz to The Dissociatives a couple of times back at the Love Pavilion? Crystal: Probably just a coincidence, I'm sure. Stu: Back in the bus kids! I want to visit the Museum Of Hot & Not 
Crystal: Here we are...HOT is - 'Puss In Boots', 'Super Size Me' and 'Kylie's best-of tour' Damon: And NOT HOT is - 'Nikki Webster', 'Big Brother's Terri' and 'Popstars Live' Stu: Well, this has been a thrilling trip. Wherever will we visit next? Crystal: I don't know...but wherever it is there'll probably be more statues and caves... Damon: Do you think you could come up with something better? Crystal: I'll try.
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!:THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe)  There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'?  It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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