ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES ![]() 'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way. ![]() One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life ![]() My friends were all pretty surportive ![]() ![]() It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car ![]() Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police ![]() And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Sunday, May 30
Broken Down On Freeway Nine... Crystal: What the hell is that noise? Stu: I think we've got engine trouble. Better pull over. ![]() Stu: Yep...I'm afraid that's it for the old bus. Crystal: What the hell are we going to do? We're miles away from Lou's Garage! Damon: That's alright, Stu's a mechanic, aren't you? Stu: A LIFE mechanic... Damon: Yeah, but before that...you used to be an actual mechanic... Stu: Life Mechanics IS actual mechanics Damon: Sigh, never mind... Stu: Anyway, it's alright, there's a car dealer's near here! (The gang arrive at Shannon Noll's Car Yard) ![]() Stu: What do you have available, Shannon? Shannon: I've got a car...I've got a big black shiny car. Maybe tonight you could go for a testdrive? ![]() Stu: Yep, I like it. Crystal: But what? A CAR? That's going to be a bit of a tight fit... Penne: Yeah, me, Stu, Crystal, Michael and Damon... Crystal: I am NOT sitting next to Damon... Stu: Well I'm in the driver's seat of life! Crystal: And I'm in the passenger's seat of life! Stu: It'll all work out fine! We're on the road to greatness, and really, when you think about it, the vehicle is our friendship! Crystal: Hmm...
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![]() THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe) ![]() There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'? ![]() It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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