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ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES  'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way.  One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life  My friends were all pretty surportive 
Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car  Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police 
And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Monday, May 31
Bilgewater's Fuelling Station: Stu: We'd better refuel... Michael: Already? Stu: Well, Michael, you'll never get far on the road to success if you don't restart your engine ever-... Michael: Shush. Didn't you give up on Life Mechanics when you were exposed as an evil, money-pinching fraud? Stu: Yes, but... Michael: Just put some petrol in the car, okay...? Bilgewater's Roadside Fifties-Themed Diner: 
Michael: What's this?! Could it be a magic jukebox, that only plays good songs, and...-? The Magic Jukebox: Yes it fucking is. Michael: ...is haunted by the spirit of The Colonel! The Magic Jukebox: Are you for fucking real? Michael: Och, and what's this? Why, it's Hedwig and The Angry Inch's homage to Dolly Parton, 'Sugar Daddy', the song that Dolly very nearly recorded for the Wig in a Box tribute album, but didn't, because she couldn't find the time in her busy, busy schedule to lay down the vocals, so they ended up giving it to Black Francis from The Pixies, who slayed it - what else?! It's as if The Magic Jukebox knew... Happy IN OTHER NEWS: Is there really somebody on Big Brother Australia called Merlin?! That's worse than Kitten, that is!
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!:THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe)  There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'?  It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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