Sunday, April 18

PAPA DON'T PREACH
 
Crystal: You know what, we're extending this Rage Guest Programming gig untill we've got through the entire 40 songs.
Stu: Cool. Incidently Crystal, did you realise that you spelled 'programming' wrong up the top in the black?
C: Yeah, two days ago.
S: So why didn't you fix it?
C: Because shut up.
S: Alright, what's the next 'jam' we're playing?
C: It's a song by the very popular artist Kelly Osbourne
S: Ah, she is very popular isn't she?
C: She's beloved by all is Kelly. We're playing her doppest song, 'Papa Don't Preach':



'Papa I know you're going to be upset...'