Monday, April 19

DIRRTY:
 
Michael: What on earth is Quentin Tarantino doing here? He's rubbish! But, look! He's brought his friend, Afro Harold!
Afro Harold: Word up, homeboy!
Michael: Word up, Harold! Bet you've brought the next video for us, eh, mate?
Afro Harold: I certainly have.
Michael: Care to tell us what it is?
Afro Harold: What? Um, oh, ah, yes! This is Christina Aguilera with a frivolous little ditty titled 'Dirrty' - that's with two Rs, apparently. Oh, I like Christina - she is a saucy little minx.
Michael: That she is, Harold. That she is.



'It's explosive speakers are jumpin' - OH!...'

Michael: That's actually a tops song, wouldn't you agree, Harold?
Afro Harold: What? Um, oh, ah, yes! Yes I would! Lovely breasts - very shapely.
Michael: Nurse!