Friday, January 23

TAJWATCH:
 
I have but twenty six episodes of Neighbours to appreciate the pouty-lipped love of my life.

Who am I going to fancy when Taj is gone? The Neighbours boys, they're a sorry lot. There's something wrong with them all.







Stuart (who's nickname is, apparently, Chooka):

Despite the gay sub-plot involving Stuart and The Pope of Life Mechanics, Stuart is stupid, and responsible for the worst Neighbours storyline ever. And that stupid peice of hair stuck to his bottom lip is ridiculous. Somebody should get him to shave it off.



Connor:

Connor is ugly.



Toadie:

So is Toadie.



Boyd:

Boyd is easy on the eye, but he's very young. And he belongs to Sky.



Jack:

Jack is a slut.



I think I might end up making Harold my Neighbours totty.