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STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES
'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit.
As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way.

One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics
I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life

My friends were all pretty surportive
Fame at last!

It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car

Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction
So I joined The Police

And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!

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Tuesday, January 27

SO OZ AS!:
 
Happy Australia day!

MICHAEL'S TOP NINE OZ AS FOLK EVER!:



1. Taj Coppin - Could it have been anybody else? (No. No it couldn't).
2. Toyah Wilcox - Biggest legend ever.
3. Rolf Harris - Rolf Harris invented the wobble-board, and played digeridu on Kate Bush's 'The Dreaming'. His official website is bonza, in an extreme. He can do no wrong.
4. Sky - I'll be dyeing my hair black and blue before long.
5. Dannii - The Superior Minogue.
6. Uncool Kylie - excluding everything from Fever onwards, Kylie is one of the world's most perfect pop tarts. Shame she had to go and spoil it all with two shit albums! Oh well.
7. Marilyn, ex-Home & Away - Now pulls pints, behind the bar, on Emmerdale. Which is a shame, really, because she used to wear high heels and run the salon on Home & Away, way back when she was ace.
8. Delta Goodrem - As a Neighbours character, Nina is actually a bit shit. And as a popstar, she's not a great lot of good, either. But, combine the two, and magic occurs. And she becomes brilliant! Hurray for her.
9. Courtney Act - So Oz As Idol's rightful winner. Who didn't win. Oh well.

MICHAEL'S TOP FOUR OZ AS PHRASES!:

Note: Some people will say, 'Real Australian people don't use those phrases'. The same people will try and tell you that real Australian people don't ride their kanga down to the shops to pick up a slab of raw ostrich meat before racing home to watch Neighbours and listen to Kylie, eg. they are liars.

1. BONZA - What else?
2. So Oz As.
3. Ya flamin' gallah!
4. Bouf head.

TOP FIVE OZ AS THINGS!:

1. Crystal, Lauren and the Australian faction of The Love Pavilion.
2. The Pop.
3. Neighbours.
4. Taj.
5. Kangas.

TOP ONE OZ AS CONTESTANT OFF OF I'M A CELEBRITY...GET ME OUT OF HERE!!:

1. Peter Andre - yes, really! If it weren't for the fact that I want Jordan to win, I'd want the nineteenth best So Oz As person to win.
- About the Author

THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!:
THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC
BANG & BURN
INTO THE GROOVE
SUPERVIXXEN
(Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe)

There are many things that I would like to say to you...

WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'?


It's all about Blur - and loving them forever!

CFBGOESPOP
Loves Blur, Hates Oasis.
WE.HAVE.PROOF
AUSCULTURE
Gulity - of being tops! As is:
THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG
They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately
ZBONZAK
Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip
JONNY'S SITE
Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely.
SEX KITTEN
Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance.
POPJUSTICE
There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious
DIRRRTY POP
Joining the congregation!
SOAP-DISCO
Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey
DAMON.COM
Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again.

MORE LINKS TO COME

We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.