Thursday, January 29

Pop Mechanics With Stu
 
Missing the Life Mechanics storyline? Never fear! We've got Stuart in to give some advice to the world's popstars - Life Mechanics style!

Hi Stu. Bit of a tough one today. You see, my fave member of Five is in QUITE a bit of trouble. Do you have any idea where it all went wrong for Abs?

Oh. Say no more.

Say no more?

He released a song called Stop Sign. It's obviously all over. I mean, maybe if it was a Give Way sign, or Roadworks Ahead even. Kangaroos Next 4km....

But Stu... doesn't everyone come across a Stop Sign on the road of life at some point?

No, that's only if you've put your own brakes on, and ran out of gas.

Oh. So...that's it? No more advice for Abs? There's nothing he can do?

No. I'm sorry

Oh well, thanks anyway.