Monday, January 12

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BRITISH PHONOGRAPHIC INSTITUTION:
 
Dear British Phonographic Institution,

Don't be such a set of anally retentive cunts.

If you would make CDs easier to get hold of at a reasonable price, people might buy them in shops, instead of on CDWow or Play.com, and the charts might be full of 'serious music'.

Well, that's it, bye!

Michael xxx

York Pete puts it so much more eloquently than I do.