Saturday, January 24

AMERICAN LIFE:
 


American Idol. Jesus Christ.

- Scooter Girl has to win.
- Unchained Melody Boy - yes, you can sing. But there's no need to be so bloody cocky about it.
- Paula Abdul-Fancied Boy - Ms. Abdul, I commend your good taste!
- Clay Aitken Boy - why would anyone compare themselves (favourably) to Clay Aitken?
- Plaits Girl - I liked her.