ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES 'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way. One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life My friends were all pretty surportive Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Friday, December 26
World Idol Commentary It's on. Yay! James and Andrew! are they hosting? No, we're cutting to the UK to....Ant & Dec. Ok, James and Andrew are a lot more attractive than I gave them credit for. The audience actually laugh at Ant and Dec's jokes? No-one ever laughed at James and Andrew's! Unfair! Ok, the contestants are starting. Germany - Holy crap. I can't even believe that was for real. Netherlands - A Blue Feat. Elton John cover! Quite a good singer, rocking the glasses like Guy rocked the Fro, I see. Pan Arabic - Aw, I like her! Great singer too! That said - in English next time please. Belgium - Ha, Nirvana! I dig. Judges fighting.....er, Simon Cowell and Pete Waterman are CRITICISING people for auditioning for Idol? The hell? 'If you were serious about music you wouldn't of auditioned'. Er...it's your show, dickhead. Sigh. *Whines*: When's Guy gonna come on? South Africa - This guy's quite good looking. Aerosmith! Woohoo! Ok, love the suit....love the singing....good. Yes, very good. Dicko rules! Oh yeah, and I hate the Polish judge and his lame-ass jokes. I don't really understand Ant & Dec. Where are you Guy? Argh! It's little Alex! Poland - It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Ok, I like the hair, I like the outfit....oh! Emotion! Well done Alex. Yay! Alex hates the Polish judge too! Great, he SUCKS. Seriously, he is a fucker. I love Simon Cowell. Canada - Another guy using glasses as a gimmick. Sheesh. He's alright. Love the song he sang, but he wasn't that outstanding. USA - Kelly Clarkson! I know her! Gees, she looks....scared? Bored? Oh no, I hate to say it, but that was shit. Damn, Kelly. And she WAS the donkey. Ok, James and Andrew say Guy is soon. WHERE IS HE? Huh? Ant and Dec are bigging up Guy too? "Well, we bet you're wondering when Guy Sebastain's up?" That MUST of been especially recorded for the Oz viewers. As if anyone else cares when Guy's on. But....yes.....he's next! Eeekk! AUSTRALIA - Argh! Clips! It's the pimp coat! Go The Fro signs.....here he is! Guy, you fucking legend. I'm so proud. Aw, it's a Guy/Dicko love in! Go the Aussies! ARGH! Pete says Guy is gonna win! Simon loves him too! I luv Simon/Pete/Dicko/Guy 4eva! UK - Oh yeah, there's other countries too. OH DEAR. Will SO doesn't want to be here does he? Fucking hell, he looks so disinterested it's not funny. Or is that just how he is all the time? Cos now he's smiling. I dunno... Polish judge can go to hell. Norway - Isn't it quite surprising how many of the Idol winners are ugly? Good looking winners are the exception rather than the rule. Ooh, he's doing a bit of U2. Ooh...he's very crap. That was a shame. Ha, Simon agrees about the ugo quotient! There ARE a shitload of ugly Idols. That's it! It's all over! Right, so it's a week till Guy is crowned World Idol! He honestly WAS the best, and even if I wasn't an Aussie I would be saying that. Probably. Go. The. Fro.
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!: THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe) There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'? It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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