Saturday, December 27

TOP TEN REASONS WHY ALEX SHOULD WIN WORLD IDOL:
 
1. She's out of her tree!
2. She's out of a bottle.
3. She wears really ace clothes, and has a teeshirt with her name on it.
4. She evidently has a fondness for pink.
5. She looks Polish.
6. She also looks a bit like Bjork, who isn't Polish.
7. She cites Pink, Avril,, Gwendaline and Madonna as her idols. She's not taking the piss.
8. Her official biography is even better than Guy's official biography (which reads as an American teen film director's take on the second coming).
9. She thinks the Polish judge is a cunt, and says really ace things in Polish, followed by 'You need God's help, I hate you'.
10. She's better than Will. And Guy. And Kelly. And Kurt. And all the other ones.