Sunday, December 28

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY ALEX SHOULD OWN THE LOVE PAVILION, AND NOT GUY:
 


1. In the picture above, Alex looks ace. And she's wearing pink and black. She comes colour coordinated!
2. She's also wearing what appears to be a legwarmer, but on her arm. The kooky bitch!
3. And you can see her pants! Has Guy ever showed his pants? No! The frigid git!
4. The Lady Of The Y sent me an e-mail this morning, commending my good taste. Nobody ever congratulated me for liking Guy.
5. Guy can sing.