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ARCHIVES! EMAIL AWAY! STU TAKES US THROUGH HIS FANTASTIC CAREER CHOICES  'Hello, I'm stu - always taking the freeway to success, always following the speed limit. As you can see, I even wear a helmet whilst driving - that's for just a little bit more saftey, which is always the legal way.  One of the happiest times of my life was when I joined the cult of Life Mechanics I soon got into gear and took a seat in the driving lane of life  My friends were all pretty surportive 
Fame at last! It was something of an irony that the colapse of Life Mechanics forced me to live in my car  Now that I was literally in the parking lot of life, I needed a new direction So I joined The Police 
And now I solve all your pop problems - the legal way!
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Saturday, December 13
Tonight Thank God It's Them, Instead Of You 
I wouldn't of mentioned Christmas again if someone hadn't arrived here by typing into a search engine 'Band Aid Do They Know It's Christmas, awful offensive'. Yes it is. Both. Though, it's no where near as offensive as New Kids On The Block's Funky Funky Christmas. 
'Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?' It just reinforces the fact that for a song to be considered a 'Christmas' song it only has to contain the word 'Christmas'. There aren't even any bells in it. But...there IS a rap. There's about 4 actually. At times it's hard to tell if they're rapping, singing or just saying words. 'Slipping and sliding through the city streets I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat It's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer no feeling to end the party of the year It's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing it's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing' 'Have a funky funky Christmas, have a funky funky Christmas. New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time. We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme. Danny D, are you ready? - 'Ready as I'll ever be!' Steady - you know, Joey Joe is ready Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a funky, funky Christmas going on. Have a funky... Funky Christmas and a funky new year, I swear we got ourselves a party here Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door Should I stop - nah cool - here's more of this song, a funky Christmas melody 'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy Throw your hands in the air pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus' It reads a lot better than it sounds.
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THE LATEST CRAZE - MP3 BLOGS!:THANK ME FOR THE MUSIC BANG & BURN INTO THE GROOVE SUPERVIXXEN (Not just mp3s though that one...but digging the Spice vibe)  There are many things that I would like to say to you... WHY NOT CHECK OUT CLAIRE'S FAVOURITE FILM: 'LOVE FOREVER'?  It's all about Blur - and loving them forever! CFBGOESPOP Loves Blur, Hates Oasis. WE.HAVE.PROOF AUSCULTURE Gulity - of being tops! As is: THEIR BIG BROTHER BLOG They've discovered the correlation between Crystal's Love For A Contestant and Likelihood Of Being Voted Out Immediately ZBONZAK Kickin' it old school with a fly '98 tip JONNY'S SITE Possibly written by Ben Affleck. No, definitely. SEX KITTEN Let's stop this religious war guys! Give peace a chance. POPJUSTICE There are no laws at the seaside! I don't know who Sam & Mark are, but I do find that quite hilarious DIRRRTY POP Joining the congregation! SOAP-DISCO Thank you for taking a CA Approved Stance on Morrissey DAMON.COM Some days we're checking out this site, some days we've gone right off Blur again. MORE LINKS TO COME We're not too good for links you know, so please, if you have a site or if I've forgotten it please email the address and I will add it.
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