Thursday, March 18

TOP O' THE MORNING AFTERNOON TO YA!:
 


Happy St. Patrick's Day from Emma Bunton in a Celtic frock!

Michael's Top Five Songs By Popstars Who Were Born In Island:

1. Patrick Wolf, 'The Hairy Song' - Patrick is Irish.
2. B*Witched, 'C'est La Vie' - Best Spoken Word Intro That Isn't From 'Miracles Happen' By German Popstars, No Angels: 'Some people say I look like me Da''. Crystal thinks B*Witched are shit. She is wrong.
3. Sinead O'Connor, 'Nothing Compares 2 U'.
4. Buffalo G, 'Really Saying Something' - Take two girls, from Dublin. Make sure one of them has a brother in The World's Most Useless Boyband, and a set of twin sisters in B*Witched. Let them sample a Motown song on their debut hit. Put a famous turkey in their video, and make sure they do lots of gymnastics. You'd think they'd have a hit, wouldn't you?
5. Keith & Shane, 'Girl You Know It's True' - I once saw Keith and his ex-bandmate, Shane perform 'live'. They were wearing hallowe'en masks, and medallions. But they were sampling Milli Vanilli.