Saturday, March 27

SCORCHING:
 
Things That Are Hot:



McFly; 'When the bell ring's a single the lessons are cool!'; The Darkness's heart-shaped promotional CD (see above); Fearne Cotton - hurry back!; Jemini on Dick and Dom; In Da Bungalow having only two weeks left; Home & Away's direct handling of 'the token gay storyline'; Lizjournals; The Best Song(s) Ever; Kate Bush; The Neighbours Kids.

Things That Are Not:

V - piss-poor 'boyband with an edge', soon to be sued by Five (you can try and hide it in a Roman numeral all you want - The Love Pavilion sees all); Tim Kash - watching Tim present Top of the Pops Saturday was like seeing someone die, live on television; James Fox; Eurovision - we don't even stand a chance; Popbitch; The Face being shut down - rest in peace; Hayley Westenra; Hiedi Range.