Thursday, March 25

POLITICAL EVENT OF THE DAY:
 
The political world is in a state of disarray.

People are killing, people are dying. Children are hurting and women - yes, women! - are crying.

People are shouting very loud about things George Michael doesn't really understand.

Katie Bastarding Melua has sold a shitload of albums.

Ask yourself, 'Why?'.

I'll tell you why. It's because we've never had a blonde world leader.

And this is where you come in.




Who would be your ideal platinum blonde world leader?

Madoona

Britney

Sky With A Y

Gwen

Liz With An Iz