Saturday, March 20

I HATE STING, BUT I LOVE STING:
 
Kimya Dawson - Her What Used To Be In The Moldy Peaches - likes Sting. And Crystal we like Sting, too!

I consider this to be the most important peice of literature since I Wish I Was Me:

while i was at the dentists i had a really amazing experience. this may come as a surprise to those of you who don't know about my from childhood obsession with sting. don't laugh. i have a whole file cabinet full of sting articles and pictures clipped from magazines and newspapers. in high school i had a sting t-shirt for every day of the week. and journals full of poems and letters i wrote for him, and sketches i drew of his face. this whole thing kinda faded in like 92 but today at the dentist something happened. the sandblaster was so loud that i couldn't hear the music. but i could feel the bass inside of myself. and i could feel "every little thing she does with magic" inside of me. only my soul could hear it. and it was magical. and i knew that it was sting communicating with me through the soft rock gods. it was his way of telling me that he thinks i have done good and i shouldn't be sad. i just need to be careful and floss better.

I wish the soft rock Gods would communicate with me more often.