Sunday, March 28

BRING BACK PETE WATERMAN:
 


'When I turn on the news, I'd rather see Kylie Minogue's arse than Saddam 'Ussein's gob. I'd rather have a popstar, talking a load of shit, because at least then you know it's a load of shit'.

I wish Pete Waterman was my Grandad.

I also wish Pete Waterman would start making fantastic pop music again, instead of arsing about with trains and pretending to care about crap violinists with trendy haircuts.

Michael's Top Five Pete Waterman Singles:

1. Dead Or Alive, 'You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)'.
2. Kylie, 'I Should Be So Lucky'.
3. Mel and Kim, 'Respectable'.
4. The Reynolds Girls, 'I'd Rather Jack' - because sometimes I'd rather jack than Fleetwood Mac.
5. Kylie and Jason, 'Especially For You' - Aw.