Saturday, February 28

THE INDIE PAVILION:
 
- One of AC/DC must be in his late eighties, and still dresses like a schoolboy. Looking like AC/DC is not a good thing.
- Jet are a set tuneless, emotionally-stunted, homophobic, mysoginist pricks. Their record is shit. But one of them is hot.
- Craig Nicholls is the devil...
- ...Silverchair probably love him.
- GOOD PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE ON THE COVER OF THE NME IF THEY ACTUALLY SOLD RECORDS INDIE: Patrick Wolf; Pulp; Yeah Yeah Yeahs; Moldy Peaches, Kimya Dawson and, to an extent, Adam Green ('Jessica Simpson/Where did your love go?/It's not in your music, no'); Har Mar Superstar; Regina Spektor; Box Five; Rufus Wainwright (Rufus Wainwright can play the piano).
- BAD INDIE: All the rest. Especially the ones who do 'ironic' pop cover versions. Because they are shit.