Eurgh, Big Band Night sucked. Definitely the worst theme night so far. It was boring, dull, and badly sung. The best part of the night was when James threw to the ad break with 'It's time to watch some commercials!'
Hee. Ads are fun.

Here's a critique of everyone's performance last night, from the hosts to the judges to the contestants:

James:


Quote of the night with It's time to watch some commercials, and wore a nice pink shirt. Much more entertaining than any of the contestants. Top marks Jim.

Andrew:


Andrew is great because he always says tops and heaps. Last night he said something was heaps good, which was a winner in my book. A good night for young Andrew.

Cosima:


Right - I totally hate Cosima now. It was the bad grammar and the embarrassing sucking up to John Farnham at the Arias. And she is so far up herself it's not funny. Last night she wore a ridiculous oversized suit and sang some pretty crap songs too. She'll probably go home tonight. (We HOPE)

Dicko:


After calling Paulini the fattest girl in all the world last week, he was so sucking up to her last night 'you look SO beautiful.' He said that five times. Quite pathetic really. (Plus....ok, I know this sounds bad, and I love her, but I though Paulini looked more of a heifer this week)

Guy:


I know I said I loved him yesterday, and that he was my homeboy, but I can't stand him now. It was his birthday yesterday, which I think they may of told us once or twice. He blew Big Band, even though the judges all drooled over him as per usual. I thought he was rubbish.


Marcia:


Marcia was class last night. She might be back in the good books.

Mark:


Mark got SUCH bad press yesterday (and all week really) and was really trying to tone down his comments. The audience were really hating him. But he still managed to try out a new phrase 'Go the pro!', said 'Bling Bling' and shouted his classic 'Touchdown!' A very bonza night for him.

Paulini


Paulini DID look very pretty last night, despite my earlier comment. And she sung SO well. She's just the best by a mile and has to win.

Shannon


I've NEVER liked Shannon but last night he blew the roof off with New York, New York. Start spreadin' the news, Shannon's back in town! (Unless he goes tonight, of which there's every chance)

And there we have it.