Wednesday, October 29

I'M BREATHLESS:
 
(No, well if it's not an ALERT it doesn't count - Crystal)

The first series of Pop Idol soured Hanky Panky for me - more than one delightful young lady thought it highly amusing to sing the first verse, then bend over the side of the judges desk when they sang I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me, in a sexless sexy voice. (That's hilarious - Crystal)

Songs about bizarre sexual fetishes - they're just wrong. (No, they're right - Crystal)

I'm not sure I've ever listened to He's A Man - Sooner Or Later is tops, so I always skip the first song.

Vogue doesn't belong on I'm Breathless - I get the feeling they panicked and tacked it on at the end just before they sent it away for pressing. Fuck, we're going to need a hit!. It makes a lot more sense being on Immaculate Collection.

More is ace, especially the lines, Got my diamonds, got my yacht, got a guy I adore/I'm so happy with what I've got/As long as it's more. This song speaks to me on many, many levels.

Back In Business is shit. (No, it's bonza - Crystal)