Wednesday, July 23
 
You Can't Be For Real, Surely...

At the start of Gareth's new song Sunshine, before the first verse kicks in, there are 38 seconds of him making every single noise in the world. It's comedic. I've listened carefully, and I think this is the exact transcription:

'Yeeeahh.. zeeeee.. na la la la la.. oohh.. moocho ohh.... geugh..eh eh.. ah ah.... ooh whoooah ohhh.....'

It would be brilliant if it was someone trying to take the piss out of Michael Jackson/George Michael/Justin Timberlake etc. But it's not, it's Gareth trying to BE them and failing miserably. Oh, the fun never starts with you, does it Gaz?