Sunday, July 27
 
When Will I Be Famous? (Never, You're Shit):



I am aware of the fact that this week should be dedicated to discussing the merits of Wham!, but I am quite distraught as to the new series of Fame Academy, and felt the need to show the British public the error of their ways.

The British public always - without fail - vote for the blandest, safest people in reality TV shows. This is why this new series of Fame Academy is rubbish. Already.

Because they voted for Gary and Bloody I want to be Delta Goodrem so much it hurts, hence the stupid screwed-up face when I'm singing Louise in favour of The She's The One Boy.

Harumph.