Saturday, July 26
 
Top Five Really Odd Videos Of The Now:

1. Christina, Can't Hold Us Down, in which Slaggy's stylist appears to have raided the Elizabeth Duke cabinet of tacky ket jewellery counter.
2. Gareth Gates, Sunshine. I'm not sure whether I'm alone in thinking the man in the Brazil vest is supposed to be Gareth's love interest. It's all a bit Club Tropicana.
3. David Sneddon, attempting to be a rockstar in the new video for Best Of Order. It's not really working, is it, David?
4. Mark Owen's Four Minute Warning. Just because it's rubbish.
5. Lemar off Fame Academy's Dance With You. It's quite hideous.