Thursday, July 24
 
Sorry Kylie

I was a bit harsh on Kylie yesterday. It's only because I'm still sick of her and she's a money-grabber. Remember 2002 Kylie? When you made me buy all your singles, tickets to the Fever concert, Fever Special Fucking Edition, the Fever DVD, all your other 20 000 DVDS, and any part of your back catalogue I didn't own? No, didn't think so, too busy sitting on your piles of money.

ANYWAY, I do love Kylie, I really do. Should I celebrate with a series of lists? Yeah, why not...

The Definitive Best 10 Songs Kylie Minogue Has Ever Recorded:

1. Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Almost the best song off all time infact
2. Your Disco Needs You - It does
3. Finer Feelings - As CA would agree, one of the most underated songs in history
4. Shocked - WITH the rap! We don't want the version without the rap!
5. Hand On Your Heart - The best of the Crap era
6. Confide In Me - As noted on the Fever doco, it is little a bit like Justify My Love
7. I Should Be So Lucky - The only other 80's Kylie song to get near the top 10
8. What Do I Have To Do - 'My heart is my alibi' Might not hold up in court, but a good line
9. One Boy Girl* - Lies, obviously, as JASON DONAVAN would testify Minogue!
10. Love At First Sight (2001) - Certainly not the '88 one

* 'Hey yo Kylie!'
'Mmm hmm?'
'Whatsup with this one boy girl thing?'
'Well...'
'Let me break it down like this!'


Top 5 Kylie Videos

1. Can't Get You Out Of My Head - You can't go past it, on account of it's just totally bonza
2. Shocked - There's a pink fluffy skirt!
3. Word Is Out - Prositutes ahoy...
4. It's No Secret - Back to the family sugar plantation*
5. Confide In Me - Different Kylies, before Did It Again which isn't as good

*Watch for the bit where she meaningfully throws a stick

Where has that stick gone...