Sunday, July 27
 
The Real Unreal Slim Lady:

I'm not usually one for posting other people's work (unless, of course, I am claiming it as my own), but this little slice of fiction has made my life worth living.

Kylie was sacked by PWL around 1991-1992 because she "Wanted too much control over her output and wanted too big a slice of the money" and was replaced by a look-a-like by Pete Waterman (after a successful national competition to find a look-a-like) in an attempt to keep up record sales.

Apparently the new "Sexy Kylie" look was more than just style change. "Kylie" as we know her now is actually Susan Williams, an office worker from Lewisham.

Disgruntled PWL workers still loyal to Kylie managed to put clues into her records. There is a hidden track on ROL that was the last recording of the "real" Kylie. It is untitled and can only be heard on a PC with suitable software.

Other clues include the words "Kylie is a fake" recorded backwards at the end of Give Me Just A Little More Time. Also in the video to Celebration the real Kylie can be seen dressed as an extra waving at the camera.

Family and close friends were "payed off" to keep quiet. Michael Hutchence, finding keeping quite a strain, phoned the Herald Sun newspaper in Melbourne to arrange a meeting on 23rd November 1997.

He never made that meeting.