Paul McCartney

I'm watching a Beatles documentary that I've seen before, I don't know why I'm watching it again, but there's nothing better on. It's notable for a rather amusing disclaimer at the start that goes something like:
'Disclaimer:Paul would like to let it be known that despite what he says during this documentary, he acknowledges there were four Beatles, not just one.'
Not exactly, but that's pretty much it. Paul McC then of course spends the whole hour talking about how he was the only one that mattered, and that people only give John Lennon his dues because he's dead. 'Well just cos I don't go around getting myself shot! Where's my credit??' Paul says. Not exactly, but that's pretty much it.

Well, do you know what I think McCartney? I think you were the Mel C Of Your Day.

Top 5 Mel Cs!

1. Mel C
2. Paul McCartney
3. Kelly Rowland
4. Ronan Keating
5. Katie Underwood

You know you're the Mel C of your group if you are one or all of the following:

- Overrated
- Take attention away from your better bandmates
- Have inexplicable musical success
- Annoy me up the hill