Saturday, July 26
 
Movies...

For reasons that involved an eight year old being too sick to go to school and a lot of rain, I had to watch The Parent Trap twice yesterday. If you got divorced right, and you had twins, you
WOULDN'T JUST TAKE ONE EACH AND NEVER SEE THE OTHER ONE AGAIN! Would you? No!

Some movies are just stupid. Or rather, a lot are. I hardly ever watch them at all really. In fact, I hate three major genres, which I suppose doesn't help. I really really can't stand:

1. Romantic Comedies
2. Horror Movies
3. Teen Movies

Why?

Romantic Comedies - Despite the name, they are rarely ever comedies. They are so lame I can't stand sitting through them for 90 minutes
Especially: Jerry McGuire, One Fine Day, You've Got Mail
Might make an exception for: Four Weddings And A Funeral

Horror Movies - They scare me! I suppose some people must like paying to think their house is inhabited by ghosts and serial killers, but not me thanks
Especially: House On Haunted Hill, The Excorcist
Might make an exception for: The Scream movies. But I'd still be pretty scared

Teen Movies - I hate both kinds, the gross-out kind and the prom/house party kind. They are just so stupid it's beyond words
Especially: American Pie, Road Trip, She's All That, Scary Movie, Can't Hardly Wait
Might make an exception for: Non-stupid ones like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Bring It On, Clueless

I tend to just have about 10 movies I watch all the time, and nothing else

Crystal's Top 10 Most Bonza Movies In The World!

1. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Marilyn Monroe!
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Not going to school! Yay for that!
3. Spiceworld - The Spice Girls!
4. Sabrina Down Under - Straight to video! And Sabrina! In Oz!
5. Spiderman - Go the human spider!
6. Calamity Jane - Doris Day! Singing lesbian cowgirl!
7. Moulin Rouge - Nicole Kidman!
8. Clueless - 1995!

Actually, I've run out. SO...there are only 8 movies I like. I must be forgetting some. Except I don't think I am.

Ok, there are a few. The only other movies I like, though not enough to put on a list are:

- Oceans Eleven
- American Beauty
- Beauty And The Beast
- The Lion King
- 8 Mile
- Donnie Darko
- Muriel's Wedding
- Bring It On
- The Brady Bunch Movie

That's it. I am such a movie hater.