Tuesday, July 29
 
Fool:

A very odd young lady once asked the question, Doesn't Kylie Susan Williams' Loveboat sound an awful lot like Club Tropicana?

A very wise and respected young man answered: No. Not at all.

Let us examine the evidence.

- They are both about dancing about, in the height of summer. Unlike, say, Holi Holiday, Summer Of Love or Summer (ie. a great deal of pop songs are about dancing about, and a great deal of pop songs are about the summer. So there).
- One of them is called Loveboat. One of them is called Club Tropicana. These two titles make no sense together.
- At Club Tropicana drinks are free. On the loveboat, they drink Martinis. Martinis are fairly expensive. And not free. No.
- At Club Tropicana, you are advised to get a suntan. On the loveboat, Captain Kylie sets a good example by asking a nice young man to rub on some sun lotion, to stop her skin from burning. The clever thing.
- They sound nothing alike.

Ha. So there.