Saturday, July 26
 
Born Under A Bloody Horrible Song:

This horrible website tells lies.

It's trying to make me believe that Whitney Houston's dreadful maiming of Saving All My Love For You was number one on the day that I was born, when everybody knows that this is an honour bestode upon Wham!.

It's also telling me that I've allowed Jermaine Jackson to share my birthday. Wasn't that nice of me?