Very Exciting News:

Our new spiritual leader, Jaime-Robbie Reyne - otherwise known as Taj off Neighbours - is (probably) set to become the latest soapstar-gone-pop! Apparently he's already written thirteen songs which he'd like to put on an album. This is the most fantastic news I have heard since somebody told me Todd off Corrie was going to be on Soapstars In Their Eyes.

Taj Goes Pop:

- He will most certainly go pop, as opposed to going pub-rock (although, so long as there's an enhanced video on the CD, I'm sure I'll still buy all his singles).
- He will do a cover of I've Had My Eye On You, and dedicate it to the object of his stalkerdom, The Lovely Libby.
- His first video will be shot on location on the Kennedy's lawn. There will be binoculars involved. And bathroom windows. And hilarious outcomes involving him mistaking Susan for The Lovely Libby.
- He will dance in his video. I imagine he'd be a bonza dancer (as opposed to a tiny one).
- He will not be proclaimed as The New Kylie Minogue (unless he would like to dig out some gold hotpants, in which case I shan't argue).