Wednesday, June 18
 
The Television

It's been full of bonza quotes the last few days. The best of which was:

'The singer on that was just tops!' - Jenni, from The Big Arvo, on The Big Arvo Band lead singer

Others:

'Damn the law!' Paul Robinson, on Classic Neighbours, getting feisty with Helan

On Wheel Of Fourtune yesterday, the puzzle was _ _ . _ R_ _ and the guy goes 'To crap?' Hilarious

Jamie from Big Brother: 'I nominate for two points Kath..I mean Kim.' Hysterical because, for one, he made a mistake, and also he was on the show Kath And Kim

A timeless classic from tonights Simpsons:

Bart: If you care so much, how come you're never at my Little League games?
Homer: I told you, I find them boring

Homer is such a legend